A gentleman always straightens out the vending machine after shaking it. Posted onSep 29, 2023Sep 29, 2023 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppA gentleman always straightens out the vending machine after shaking it. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 My favorite machine at the gym is the vending machine. I get most of my exercise these days from shaking my head in disbelief. The best part about Smarties is pouring them into an empty prescription bottle and shaking them all into my mouth while waiting in line. I would like to thank my arms for always being by my side, my legs for always supporting me, and my fingers, because I can always count on them. I always mean what I say, I don’t always mean to say it out loud, but I always mean it.
