A gentleman always straightens out the vending machine after shaking it.

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The enemy of my enemy is my friend. But I’m my own worst enemy, so I guess I’m also my best friend.

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Instead of studying, I like to stay on my phone and worry about how I’m going to pass.

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We work all week to work some more around the house all weekend long. Isn’t life grand?

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I relate to a rooster because I also want start off my day by screaming.

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I’m so thankful I live on the planet that has pizza.

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The light at the end of the tunnel is only the headlight of the oncoming train.

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Every homemade dinner counts as negative calories because of the exercise we get waving pillows at the smoke detectors.

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I quit boxing the moment I realized my opponent was allowed to punch me in the face, too.

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50 shades of single.