Trendy Funny Quotes

  • Welcome to downtown where the crosswalk signals are merely suggestions and you hope the puddles are water.
  • Don’t let anyone ruin your day. Be a man. Ruin it yourself.
  • Experts say you can make any statement sound more credible by adding ‘experts say’ at the beginning.
  • I wish I had a friend like me.
  • Tryna choke on gummy bears so my tombstone can read ‘killed by a bear’
  • Everyone’s a gangster until they turn a spoon the wrong way under running water.