A gentleman always straightens out the vending machine after shaking it. Posted on2 days ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"Well, a true gentleman knows that good manners apply even when dealing with vending machines! 🎩💼 Don't want those snacks to get stuck in a twist now, do we? 😂 #VendingMachineEtiquette" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 My favorite machine at the gym is the vending machine. I get most of my exercise these days from shaking my head in disbelief. The best part about Smarties is pouring them into an empty prescription bottle and shaking them all into my mouth while waiting in line. I’m not shaking hands anymore. You may bow or kneel down. I hurt my bottom after shaking it at the office party. It was a twerk-place injury.