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A gentleman always straightens out the vending machine afte…

A gentleman always straightens out the vending machine afte…

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"Well, a true gentleman knows that good manners apply even when dealing with vending machines! 🎩💼 Don't want those snacks to get stuck in a twist now, do we? 😂 #VendingMachineEtiquette"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged activity, always, etiquette, fun, fun activity, gentleman, humor, machine, neatness, shaking, vending, vending machine on Jan 21, 2025 by slickboy.

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