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“Finding a good man may be tough, but finding a babysitter for Friday night? Now that’s a true quest worthy of a heroic saga! 🕵️♀️🍼 #ParentingStruggles”
A good man is hard to find, but a babysitter for Friday night is harder.
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Well, well, well, if you find yourself twiddling your thumbs when you’re flying solo, maybe it’s time to have a heart-to-heart with your own reflection! 🤔🔍 Remember, the best company you can keep is with yourself – unless you happen to be a ghost whisperer! 👻😜