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  • In honor of the fall equinox, I will also be cold, distant and filled with darkness.
  • I’m so tired. Let’s see all of the horrible things happening in the world today before I try to sleep peacefully.
  • Pumpkin spice season comes earlier every year and yet some still deny climate change.
  • Every frozen pizza is a canvas that needs an artist’s touch.
  • Just heard my knee crack so loud I expected it to glow in the dark.
  • After all these years, Jude Law has finally noticed me and responded to my love letters. Something about staying 500 feet away. I’m getting it framed.