Trendy Funny Quotes

  • The planet is fine. The people are fucked.
  • Buying new glasses this week, so a whole bunch of you are about to get a whole lot uglier.
  • You can’t keep running away from your problems, you’re getting older and your kids are getting faster.
  • Twitter is great because you can tweet “hi” and someone will tell you you’re wrong.
  • My boss told me “It’s not rocket science.” Yeah, almost everything that exists is not rocket science.
  • I wish I had the confidence of someone who would let themselves be tattooed in a place they can’t see.