A moment of silence for the paycheck that was in my account for five minutes.

A moment of silence for the paycheck that was in my account for five minutes.

Commentary:
“Let us all bow our heads and observe a moment of silence for the fleeting presence of that paycheck in the bank account – gone too soon, like a shooting star that vanished into the financial abyss 🌠💸💨 #BlinkAndYouMissIt”

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