A moment of silence for the paycheck that was in my account for five minutes. Posted on6 months ago6 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppA moment of silence for the paycheck that was in my account for five minutes. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 A moment of silence for everything I have to do but am not doing. If I’m not back in five minutes, just wait longer. I tried to act normal once, worst five minutes of my life. Playing dumb for five minutes often saves a lot of work. That awkward moment you can’t understand what somebody is saying after they have repeated it about five times.