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It’s funny how cats have ears on top of their head, but don’t use them.

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I’m tired of commercials trying to be funny. Scare me into buying something. I want to be terrified of buying the wrong toothpaste.

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I yelled at my cat and the other cats yelled at me. Like wow, okay, pay my mortgage then.

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When I like a woman, I start to gather gifts for her like a squirrel hoarding nuts.

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Apparently, staying to yourself and not bothering people bothers people.

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You can’t spell dyslexia without sexy.

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Stop blaming others for your mistakes. Study Feng Shui and blame the furniture.

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Does anyone know if it’s possible to buy the transcripts of audiobooks? Thanks!

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There’s a guy who thinks he’s going to Yale, but it’s jail.

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Shrimp: “When I grow up, I want to be food waste at a gala.”