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🦋 Just when you thought you had all the answers, a moth swoops in to ask the real questions. Maybe it's on a mission to share the secrets of the universe… or it just has terrible depth perception. Either way, I guess we'll never know! 🤷‍♂️

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The funniest thing I heard an elder say, “My generation had Wonder Woman, your generation has to wonder if it’s a woman.”

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You’ll be watching a series, and they’ll just randomly start playing the best song you’ve ever heard in your life.

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Don’t let anyone treat you like a red flag, you’re the whole damn red carpet, baby.

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The urge to pee in the morning is so aggressive. Bro, like, chill we’re getting there. Don’t threaten to come out.

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Never say never. Unless someone asks you when you want to go camping. Then the right answer is always “Never.”

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You should be able to google why a couple broke up.

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Breaking up is fine, but logging me out of your Netflix is crazy.

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Why would I spend money on the zoo when I can watch my colleagues for free?

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I’m that person who will restart a song because I got distracted and wasn’t appreciating it enough.

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People my age are raising children, and I’m just here trying to bribe myself with treats into doing my own chores.

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In case anyone hasn’t told you today, I’m beautiful.

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Coughing has finally overtaken speaking Arabic as the most taboo thing to do in an airport.

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You never realize how many curse words are in a song till you play it for your family.

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They should invent a day where it all works out.

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I’m going spiraling, do you need anything?

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Sometimes I wonder if the strangers I see when I go outside are actually the people I talk to online.

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Getting accused of using AI when you didn’t is like this century’s version of a witch allegation.

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A moth flies into your face out of nowhere. You could ask him why he does that, but what would you do with the information?

The funniest thing I heard an elder say, “My generation had Wonder Woman, your generation has to wonder if it’s a woman.”

You’ll be watching a series, and they’ll just randomly start playing the best song you’ve ever heard in your life.

Don’t let anyone treat you like a red flag, you’re the whole damn red carpet, baby.

The urge to pee in the morning is so aggressive. Bro, like, chill we’re getting there. Don’t threaten to come out.

Never say never. Unless someone asks you when you want to go camping. Then the right answer is always “Never.”

You should be able to google why a couple broke up.

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Everyone’s a gangster until it’s time to pronounce Worcestershire Sauce.

I love that the entire economy is just different types of scams now.

The paintings I always like the most in museums are the ones that have a bench.

“How am I supposed to avoid Al when I’ve procrastinated on a paper?” With a night full of caffeine and nicotine like your forefathers, you babies.

Notice how ghosts never wear fitted sheets?

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Eating cold ravioli counts as breakfast if you’re still wearing yesterday’s clothes.

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Shade coming from a tree bearing no fruit could never phase me. Carry on.

I’m literally overstimulated with life. I need to scream on top of a mountain.

Silk is a crazy material. “I like your shirt,” thanks. It came out of a bug.

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Seaweed is great for when you want to eat pure salt but wish it had the texture of slime.

If you see me in public, it’s AI.

Any cults got something wild planned anytime soon? I’m trying to find the good estate sales.

Live, laugh, lie to the doctor about how many drinks you have per week.

Professor, set the time machine for right now. I’m trying to be more present.

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There should be an Olympics where athletes can take as many drugs as they want. Like, to hell with y’all, let’s see how high humans can really jump.

I live in constant fear of being asked to repeat what you just said after I say I’m listening.

The sun is so successful because it has the perfect bedtime and morning routines.

My therapist said I should face my fears. So I turned my phone back on.

You should always wash your sheets once a week in case they are really ghosts and need a shower.

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