A mustache is just mouth bangs. Posted on2 weeks ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Who needs bangs when you can rock a fierce mustache instead? πββοΈπ¨βπ¦° It's like a party happening right above your lip! π #MustacheGoals" Related Funny Posts π€ The eyes are the windows to the soul. A mustache is the front garden, and the mouth is that big pothole the council should do something about. Tuesday is just Monday wearing a fake mustache. Time travel is all well and good, but I feel so stupid right now. None of them have the mustache. No way to tell which baby is Hitler. You can always tell when a manβs mustache is performative and not representative of his true spirit. We all just kind of accept it as normal that we have a meat tentacle living inside of our mouth.