A relationship is like a shark, it looks better on TV. Funny Quotes September 22, 2023 FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppA relationship is like a shark, it looks better on TV. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Taking a dog named shark to the beach is a bad idea. When there’s food around, our cat is like an adorable, fluffy shark circling round. Instead of cleaning my house, I just watch episodes of hoarders on TV and then I think “Wow, my house looks awesome!” A bad relationship can ruin a good song. I’m ready for a new relationship. My past is buried in the backyard, to fertilize the tomatoes.