A Twitter swear jar could end world hunger.

A Twitter swear jar could end world hunger.

Commentary:
"Imagine if every time someone cursed on Twitter, they had to donate to the #HangryWorld 🍲🌍 fund! We might just solve world hunger faster than you can say $#%&! 😂💸 #DonateYourSwears"

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