A Twitter swear jar could end world hunger.

Someone from 🇻🇺 has bookmarked:

Me, gently telling my kids that I ate the rest of the ice cream: Your dad ate the rest of the ice cream.

Someone from 🇱🇰 has bookmarked:

Can’t stop thinking about that time at the planetarium where they showed us a picture of earth and everyone booed.

Someone from 🇧🇬 has copied:

The answer is always no, I did not get enough sleep.

Someone from 🇦🇲 has bookmarked:

My cat just sneezed a bunch of times in a row and then hissed at himself. What an icon!

Someone from 🇬🇭 has viewed:

Sorry for having no idea what the hell I am doing. It will happen again.

Someone from 🇿🇼 has shared:

I have some cake and now I’m eating it too. Not seeing the problem here.

Someone from 🇵🇭 has shared:

You know IT have given up when the error message reads, ‘Something went wrong’.

Someone from 🇸🇱 has downloaded:

I plan the silliest murders in my dreams because all I have to do to get away with it is wake up.

Someone from 🇬🇾 has viewed:

You’re not stuck in traffic. You are traffic.

Someone from 🇰🇼 has shared:

I don’t have red flags, I have fun facts.