According to my kids’ Christmas lists, they think this parenting gig pays pretty well. Posted on3 weeks ago3 weeks ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppAccording to my kids’ Christmas lists, they think this parenting gig pays pretty well. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 According to my kids’ Christmas lists, they think this parenting gig pays pretty well. According to a study, people believe anything that starts with ‘according to a study’. According to my chocolate advent calendar, tomorrow is Christmas. I like to describe the difference between theory and practice with shopping lists and receipts. I need one of those jobs they have in sitcoms, where it pays my rent but interferes with exactly zero of my social plans or situations.