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Another day without sex, but a mosquito just sucked on my neck and I moaned a little bit.

Someone from 🇸🇩 has shared:

My wife bought new towels and they’re different colors, so I know the entire color scheme of my house is about to change.

Someone from 🇨🇴 has shared:

Every time I talk, it sounds like it’s my first time trying to speak.

Someone from 🇱🇷 has shared:

I enjoy long walks in the woods, but only because there’s a chance I’ll get eaten by a bear.

Someone from 🇺🇬 has downloaded:

Hey cell phone companies who play smooth jazz hold music hoping I’ll lose interest and give up: yeah, it’s kinda working.

Someone from 🇦🇺 has downloaded:

Money is always a motive for murder. Stay broke.

Someone from 🇳🇪 has shared:

Outfit repeater. Meal repeater. Movie rewatcher. I know what I like.

Someone from 🇹🇭 has bookmarked:

There should be a three-day weekend: one day to do nothing, one day to do something, and one day to do laundry.

Someone from 🇳🇷 has bookmarked:

Parenthood is so crazy. We’re really out here getting bullied by the people we made.

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The zero likes won’t stop me from posting. I will talk to myself if I have to.