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Don’t wait for later to eat the cake. Do it now, before another mammal of your household finds it.

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Foolproof? Yeah, well we’ll see about that.

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America is like that TV show that’s been on for too long, and the writers don’t know what to do, so they just make anything happen.

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I may have bags under my eyes, but they’re Versace.

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The sexual tension between me and disappearing without an explanation.

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You are allowed to be crazy as long as you are equally as hot.

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I’ve reached the conclusion that all men love thigh high stockings.

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I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge.

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The only reason to engage with a neighbor is if either of you is on fire.

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Liquor store clerk: “Do you need help?” Me: “Yes, but I decided to come here instead.”