Airlines be like: “Oh, wow. Oh, God. We didn’t think everyone would bring a bag!” Posted onMay 11, 20244 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppFunny quote: Airlines be like: “Oh, wow. Oh, God. We didn’t think everyone would bring a bag!” Related Funny Quotes 🤝 If you wish me a happy Thanksgiving, don’t be surprised if I whip out a ziplock bag and ask you to bring me home some leftovers. I like the concept of restaurant appetizers: “Bring me something to eat. And bring me something else to eat while I’m waiting.” If your god commands you to kill others, find another god. I love reaching into my messy bag looking for something and everyone around me hears like glass breaking and bombs going off and a cat meowing from inside there. I don’t have kids or a dog. What can I bring into a bar that will make everyone mad?