All I do is go to work, come home, blink and suddenly I’m back at work.

All I do is go to work, come home, blink and suddenly I'm back at work.

Commentary:
“Life of a perpetual work warrior be like: ⚙️🏠👀🔄 Can we please add a few more blinks of fun and leisure in between, pretty please? 😅💼💤”

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