Trendy Funny Quotes

  • I hate it when I’m at work and someone asks “are you at free at the moment?”. Please expand further so I can know if I’m free or not.
  • Anyone else who tells their pets every time they leave the house that they’ll be back soon?
  • Anyone who thinks office jobs are harmless has never cut their finger on paper.
  • I always like to remember the time before the internet. It was so good not to know how cruel and stupid humanity really is.
  • There should be a calorie refund for food that didn’t taste as good as you expected.
  • I took a test to see if I have multiple personalities. I scored 100%, 92% and 88%.