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  • I firmly believe that at this point my guardian angel is just eating popcorn and watching the drama.
  • They should invent a type of situation that improves.
  • The sole purpose of your child’s middle name… is so they know when they’re really in trouble.
  • And is your “sparkling personality” in the room with us now?
  • Shoulda named my daughter Calculus cause damn she’s complicated.
  • Nurse: “This may hurt.” Me: “My life hasn’t been much fun either.”