All mushrooms are edible. Some only once. Posted on10 hours ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"Just like life, all mushrooms are edible 🍄… but some are only worth trying once! 💀😂 Remember, not all adventures in the forest end in a fairytale ending! 🌳🍄" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Washing mushrooms is the quickest way to figure out exactly how much dirt you’re okay with eating. I ordered mushrooms on my pizza. When do they kick in? Did you know electronics need smoke to work? Once the smoke comes out of them, they stop working. Once you start paying rent, every joke stops being funny. Totally unrealistic movie title: “The Postman Always Rings Twice”. We all know that these guys only ring once and then leave.