All mushrooms are edible. Some only once.

All mushrooms are edible. Some only once.

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“Just like life, all mushrooms are edible 🍄… but some are only worth trying once! 💀😂 Remember, not all adventures in the forest end in a fairytale ending! 🌳🍄”

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