All of my passwords are protected by short-term memory loss.

Commentary:
Oh, the ultimate security strategy: relying on short-term memory loss to safeguard your passwords! ๐Ÿง ๐Ÿ” Who needs complex encryption or two-factor authentication when you've got forgetting as your greatest defense? Just make sure you don't forget where you wrote them down! ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ”