All of my passwords are protected by short-term memory loss. Posted on2 weeks ago2 weeks ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppAll of my passwords are protected by short-term memory loss. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 All my passwords are protected, by my poor memory. When your name is Jenn, people think it’s short for Jennifer, but it’s really short for Jennatalia. Napping is the best activity for weight loss, because I can’t eat anything when I’m asleep! Just once I’d like to read a medication label that says: Warning, may cause permanent weight loss, increased energy and wrinkle removal. Passwords are like underwear: You shouldn’t leave them out where people can see them, you should change them regularly, and you shouldn’t loan them out to strangers.