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  • Behind every robot that turns evil is an engineer who specifically installed red LEDs into the eyes just for this scenario.
  • The only time your man will surprise you is when you specifically tell him what you want.
  • Born to say “Who the hell raised you to be this stupid.” Forced to work in groups.
  • I always have a bad connection in my head when someone tries to explain a card or board game to me.
  • In my 20’s: might hit the club tonight. In my 40’s: might go to the grocery store to listen to some bangers.
  • Have you noticed? When the relationship is new, the guy is never busy.