And for my next trick, I will appear to know what I’m doing. Funny Quotes September 22, 2023 FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppAnd for my next trick, I will appear to know what I’m doing. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 My four moods: I’m too old for doing that. I’m too tired for doing that. I’m too sober for doing that. I don’t have time for doing that. And for my next trick, I’m going to make this first date the last date. And for my next trick, I will turn yesterday’s sweatpants into today’s sweatpants. Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak. Sometimes I’m grateful that thoughts don’t appear as bubbles over our heads.