Trendy Funny Quotes

  • The first 120 hours after the weekend are always the worst.
  • I want to make fun of Kanye but I’m always losing my shit on the internet too.
  • If you listen closely, you can hear me not caring.
  • Parenting sometimes feels like you’re an elevator. Lots of ups and downs and the kids love to push your buttons.
  • Fog. When nature is too lazy to load the complete environment.
  • I miss being the age where the most devastating thing in the world was when my sandwiches got cut into squares instead of triangles.