Commentary:
"Watch in amazement as I magically transform into the illusion of competence! 
Who needs real skills when you have the power of confidence and good intentions? 
#FakeItTillYouMakeIt"
Related Funny Quotes 
- My four moods: I’m too old for doing that. I’m too tired for doing that. I’m too sober for doing that. I don’t have time for doing that.
- And for my next trick, I’m going to make this first date the last date.
- And for my next trick, I will turn yesterday’s sweatpants into today’s sweatpants.
- The trick is to not let people know how weird you are until it’s too late for them to back out.
- I hate when people ask me what I’m doing tomorrow, I don’t even know what I’m doing today.
