Home Funny Quotes And for my next trick, I will appear to know what I’m doing.

And for my next trick, I will appear to know what I’m doing.

3 months ago

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"Watch in amazement as I magically transform into the illusion of competence! 🎩✨ Who needs real skills when you have the power of confidence and good intentions? 😂 #FakeItTillYouMakeIt"

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