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Someone from 🇸🇻 has shared:

Nobody gives me butterflies anymore. Y’all just give me brain damage.

Someone from 🇳🇬 has copied:

My son just turned an everything bagel into an everywhere bagel.

Someone from 🇧🇬 has viewed:

There are days when trying to control your class is like trying to hug a tornado.

Someone from 🇭🇷 has bookmarked:

All mushrooms are edible. Some only once.

Someone from 🇦🇩 has viewed:

Gonna run this by my two best friends who are as insane as I am.

Someone from 🇬🇩 has viewed:

I love reading a menu. Look at all this stuff I want to eat.

Someone from 🇳🇵 has downloaded:

A house doesn’t have to be haunted to scare me, I’ve seen the listing prices.

Someone from 🇲🇻 has bookmarked:

I need a room full of mirrors, so I can be surrounded by losers.

Someone from 🇲🇩 has bookmarked:

Being rich is going to look so cute on me.

Someone from 🇲🇭 has copied:

I forgot the word “espresso” so I asked the barista for a smaller, angrier coffee.

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Shared recently on WeChat:

For someone who is afraid of failure, I’m very unmotivated.

Going viral on Reddit:

The problem with expensive things is that you tend to want them.

Spotted on Twitch:

And to my children I leave my collection of tote bags and gift bags.

Freshly posted on WeChat:

So I just keep making dinner? Every night of my life? For forever?

Going viral on Facebook:

Some people’s high horses are actually donkeys.

Freshly posted on Slack:

Watching a movie on the plane? No thanks. Watching my seatmate’s movie with no audio and not understanding what’s going on for over an hour? Yassss.

Seen just now on Telegram:

Hey girl, are you a burger? Because I love you.

Shared recently on X:

My laptop is overheating because I am doing a really good job.

Making waves on YouTube:

Unfortunately, a great many problems in life can be solved by just being hotter.

Going bananas on Instagram:

I don’t mean to brag, but I can forget what I’m saying while I’m saying it.

Anyone know how to create an Outlook rule that sends every email to junk, deletes it, blocks the sender, and sets my laptop on fire?

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Anyone know how to create an Outlook rule that sends every email to junk, deletes it, blocks the sender, and sets my laptop on fire?
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Sounds like someone is ready to take extreme measures when it comes to managing their email! 🔥📧 Setting your laptop on fire might be a bit over the top, but we've all been tempted to unleash our inner pyromaniac on a flooded inbox. Remember, it's all fun and games until your laptop melts into a pile of ashes! 😂🔥

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21 shares on Messenger this month:

“Can you multitask?” Yes, actually I am losing my mind and chilling at the same time.

86 shares on X this month:

I refuse to take a single bite of my food until I find something good on TV.

22 shares on WeChat this month:

I’d be a terrible masseuse. After 5 minutes, I’d be like, “Okay, my turn.”

49 shares on TikTok this month:

The nicest thing I’ve done for a date is turn up.

94 shares on Threads this month:

Halloween candy isn’t bad for you if you keep it in a salad bowl.

65 shares on Facebook this month:

Misses Claus only married Santa because of his big sack.

59 shares on Instagram this month:

In a turn of unexpected events, I need to learn karate by tomorrow morning.

35 shares on Threads this month:

Not many quicksand-related deaths since the 1970s. Thank God the authorities got that nightmare under control.

32 shares on WeChat this month:

Daniel Craig leaving Bond to become Benoit Blanc is one of the best things to ever happen.

96 shares on TikTok this month:

I often wonder how men could discover entire continents. Mine can’t even find the butter in the fridge.

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Sundays are weird. You want to relax, but your brain’s like, “Shouldn’t you be panicking about something?”

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Someone from 🇯🇵 has copied:

A gentleman always straightens out the vending machine after shaking it.

Someone from 🇰🇭 has shared:

Nothing humbles me faster than my phone camera accidentally turning on.

Someone from 🇳🇪 has downloaded:

Is this art or trash?

Someone from 🇦🇿 has copied:

We all need to put the phone down, or it’s over for civilization.

Someone from 🇳🇱 has bookmarked:

Men will ask you zero questions about yourself, and then say they never met anybody like you.

Someone from 🇦🇱 has bookmarked:

A pretty girl like me should be in the sky, sitting on a star.

Someone from 🇵🇾 has viewed:

I think I may need professional help. A chef, a butler and a maid should do it!

Someone from 🇳🇦 has copied:

I’m still repaying karmic debt from that time I was 12 and gave the middle finger to a cow at the state fair.

Someone from 🇩🇰 has copied:

Lazy is such an ugly word. I prefer to call it selective participation.

Someone from 🇹🇯 has copied:

I was explaining to my Ukrainian colleague the phrase ‘There’s no such thing as a free lunch’. She told me the equivalent in Ukrainian is ‘The only free cheese is in the mousetrap’ — which is so much better.

Social Media Log 💫

Going viral on Twitch:

I love befriending yappers. They bring the yapping out of me. Then we yap together. Yapping is so much fun.

Just landed via WhatsApp:

We’re all just a bunch of addicts, struggling with our drug of choice.

Shared recently on Slack:

Diet hack: Spend your money filling up your gas tank so you won’t have money for groceries.

Live now on WhatsApp:

Sorry for acting weird, I am weird, and it will happen again.

Spotted on X:

Spoiler alert: Monday doesn’t care about your feelings.

Live now on Slack:

Ever since I was a kid, I always knew I wanted to live in a galaxy far, far away.

Just shared via TikTok:

Black Friday used to have heart. I wanna see someone get clocked for a Wii.

Seen just now on Discord:

Winter hack: Avoid the cold by never leaving your house.

Spotted on WhatsApp:

Spongebob wouldn’t even mess with some of y’all. But he’d hang out with me because my heart is pure, and I like to laugh a lot.

Going viral on WhatsApp:

The first time you forgive out of love. The second time out of hope and the third time out of stupidity.

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