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  • Stay an extra hour in the office and no one cares. Arrive a few minutes late and everyone loses their minds.
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  • Do you also have teenagers whose styling motto is: freeze to death for coolness?
  • I’m not climbing a hill if I’m dying. That sounds terrible. I’ll die on this chair. Drinking orange Fanta.
  • Spent the day decorating the house for Christmas and my wife spent the day re-decorating the house for Christmas.
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