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Well, if "It's okay" is the calm before the storm, other death threats might include "Do whatever you want" 😂🔪, "I'm fine" 💀🔥, or the infamous "We need to talk" 👀⚡️. Watch out, gentlemen! You've been warned!

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Thrifting must be so awesome for big guys and extremely small women.

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I told my GPS I needed direction in life, and now it insists on recalculating every hour.

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Used to wonder why my parents couldn’t grasp technology, but now, anytime I see something new, I’m like, “I’m not learning that.”

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I really can’t wait until it all works out.

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I delete posts cause I be getting mature over the hours.

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I threw a ball for my dog. May be a little extravagant, but he looks great in a tux.

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You were promised to me 3,000 years ago.

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My body is like my phone battery. Usually drained by 4pm.

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The first 7 days of the week aren’t for me.

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I see from the back of your car that you have found Jesus, but not your turn signal.

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Good morning to everyone except those who need approval from strangers on the internet.

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Spongebob never let anyone dull his whimsical spirit.

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No revenge, because losing someone like me is enough.

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Beginning to understand why deer throw themselves in front of cars.

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Every squad has that person who has to go home early.

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That “never again” talk with yourself after a certain experience is always funny.

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And is the financial stability in the room with us right now?

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Sometimes, before bedtime, I fall asleep on the couch. It’s my little sleep appetizer… my nappetizer.

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A shark could swim faster than me, but I could probably run faster than a shark. So, in a triathlon, it would all come down to who is the better cyclist.

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If you were the birthday gift I bought my wife some months ago, where would you be hiding?

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The tarot lady on my TikTok said that you miss me.

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There are so many people going to hell. I’m thinking of investing in some property there.

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Every girl keeps an extra boyfriend and calls him ‘best friend’.

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Apart from “It’s okay”, what other death threats do women use?

Finally got around to emptying the vegetable drawer of the fridge before something started its independence movement in there.

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Apart from “It’s okay”, what other death threats do women use?

Keep the laugh going 😂

Getting left on read really gives me perspective on what Nigerian princes go through.

Never share a secret with a clock. Because time will tell.

Finally got around to emptying the vegetable drawer of the fridge before something started its independence movement in there.

I’d like to have a word with the groundhog before he starts working this year.

Apparently, staying to yourself and not bothering people bothers people.

I’m so hungry, I could eat a full-time job with health insurance.

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