Apparently I’m the reason why I never have any money. I am shocked! Posted onJun 20, 20243 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppApparently I’m the reason why I never have any money. I am shocked! Related Funny Quotes 🤝 If someone asks why you’re so pale, simply reply, completely shocked, “You can see me?” No one is shocked when a defibrillator doesn’t work. My kids acting shocked there’s ants in my car like they’re not Hansel and Gretel leaving bloody crumb trails. You should never donate to people that collect money for marathons. They just take your money and run. If someone asks you: ‘Why are you single, don’t you like people?’, answer: ‘Why aren’t you a millionaire, don’t you like money?’
