Related Funny Quotes 🤝
- If someone asks why you’re so pale, simply reply, completely shocked, “You can see me?”
- No one is shocked when a defibrillator doesn’t work.
- My kids acting shocked there’s ants in my car like they’re not Hansel and Gretel leaving bloody crumb trails.
- You should never donate to people that collect money for marathons. They just take your money and run.
- If someone asks you: ‘Why are you single, don’t you like people?’, answer: ‘Why aren’t you a millionaire, don’t you like money?’
