Apparently I’m the reason why I never have any money. I am shocked! 3 months ago FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"Oh, the shocking revelation! 💸💸 Who knew that being your fabulous self could come with such a hefty price tag? 💁♀️💰 Time for a budgeting intervention, perhaps? Or just embrace the fabulous broke life! 😂 #FabulousButBroke" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 If someone asks why you’re so pale, simply reply, completely shocked, “You can see me?” You should never donate to people that collect money for marathons. They just take your money and run. No one is shocked when a defibrillator doesn’t work. I got fired from my job at the massage parlor. No specific reason, apparently I just rub people the wrong way. My kids acting shocked there’s ants in my car like they’re not Hansel and Gretel leaving bloody crumb trails.
