Trendy Funny Quotes

  • I won’t be accepting any parcels for the neighbors in December this year. Last year it was all junk.
  • I feel sorry for non-glasses wearers. They’ll never know the joy of cleaning them and suddenly being upgraded to the UHD package.
  • Don’t talk to me unless you are a ham sandwich.
  • Carrots are a great thing to eat when you’re hungry, and want to stay that way.
  • Have to write a note to my kid’s first grade teacher, and now I’m stressed out about my handwriting.
  • I don’t want to brag or anything, but I can still fit in the earrings I wore in high school.