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The smarter you are, the more important it is for you to figure out how to think less.

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Don’t buy roses for her, buy chicken nuggets. Show her you really care.

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Toothpaste sure knows how to ruin whatever you’re drinking.

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My wife rearranged the kitchen cabinets, and now I’ll never eat again.

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When I was a kid, no phones or tablets. We just read the cereal box at breakfast.

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Have kids so you can live in a house full of people who can’t find anything.

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My dogs have learned that whenever they hear the f-word in the kitchen, there’s now food on the floor.

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The billionaires have decided that the people with nothing have too much.

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Apparently I’m the reason why I never have any money. I am shocked!

Europeans read a lot because their television shows suck.

Is 27 a good age to leave everything you know and love, and start over?

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I’ve decided to become an organ donor. When I die, I want an elephant to get a new trunk.

“I’m getting tired of everything being 100 dollars and 100 degrees.”

The wind is about to blow me to Oz, so if you see me flying past your window, mind your business.

Honestly, will never top the year I told everyone I was going to be Amelia Earhart for Halloween, and then didn’t show up to the party.

Perks of being a girl: You can think about whatever you want in public without worrying about boners.

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Maybe the reason we weren’t that affected by all the violence we saw in cartoons as kids is because it was offset by classical music.

Liking sports is great because you’ll have a bad day, then here your team comes to make it worse.

Had the bed all to myself last night, so you know what that means… I slept in a slightly different spot, and now my neck feels weird.

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Holding this fart in feels like I’m pregnant with a dinosaur.

If she has Bukowski on her nightstand, she will devour you.

Egg nog was invented in Germany back in 1816 when Baron von Heldebrandt reportedly said “Hey guys, let’s get this custard drunk!”

Getting a key tattoo, but getting it covered up with a doormat tattoo, so no one ever finds it.

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My favorite conspiracy theory is that things will get better.

The elderberry is the wisest and most knowledgeable of all the berries.

I actually love talking to strangers, they will unknowingly say some shit that shifts your perspective, and you never see them again.

Fact: Snow in November happens because people decorate for Christmas prematurely. You know who you are. Stop it.

I have high standards for dating because I’m a high-quality woman, and you wouldn’t want me any other way.

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