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I need a room full of mirrors, so I can be surrounded by losers.

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No revenge, because losing someone like me is enough.

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Hello, I’m looking for the people who said “I’ll always be there for you”. Has anyone seen them?

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My five-year plan is to get back my whimsy, joy, childlike wonder.

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Having children is like living in a frat house – nobody sleeps, everything’s broken, and there’s a lot of throwing up.

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Sometimes I wish I could turn down the volume on certain people.

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Hungry me has no respect for bathroom scale me.

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Who needs therapy when you can just cry in a fast-food parking lot.

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Even at my most powerful, Iโ€™m still a little sleepy.

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Don’t give up, keep going. There are still so many disappointments waiting for you.

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Apparently I’m the reason why I never have any money. I am shocked!

Apparently I’m the reason why I never have any money. I am shocked!

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