Someone from 🇮🇹 has copied:

I always set two alarms, one for “Good Intentions Me” and one for “The Real Me”

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If I was the inventor of healing, I would have made it linear, I can tell you that much.

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The week between Christmas and New Year’s should be studied as it is clearly a wormhole, disturbing time and space.

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I don’t usually think about what I say before I say it. I prefer to think about it after I’ve said it, late at night, for the rest of my life.

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Apparently, telling your friends not to stress about their wedding because “it’s your first marriage” is not the right thing to say.

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Donuts are beautiful creatures, and they deserve their own week on the nature channels.

Someone from 🇧🇴 has bookmarked:

Time to put the stressful screen away (phone) and switch to the comfort screen (Kindle).

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I assume people who bookmark my posts are building a case against me.

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I can’t even think straight knowing a package got delivered while I’m not home.

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Gonorrhea would’ve been a great name for diarrhea medicine.