Apparently you’re not supposed to announce that there’s been a death in the family every time you kill a houseplant.

Apparently you're not supposed to announce that there's been a death in the family every time you kill a houseplant.

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Well, it seems like someone needs a crash course in Plant Care 101! 🪴🚫💀 Maybe it’s time to stick to watering your plants instead of delivering eulogies at their funerals. 😂🌿 #PlantLifeLessons

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