Apparently you’re not supposed to announce that there’s been a death in the family every time you kill a houseplant. Posted on4 months ago3 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppApparently you’re not supposed to announce that there’s been a death in the family every time you kill a houseplant. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 “What doesn’t kill you makes you stronger!” Oh, it’s ok, you can just kill me next time. Smoking will kill you. Bacon will kill you. Ironically, smoking bacon will cure it. It’s all fun and games until you send the clapping emoji instead of the prayer hands when commenting on the news of a death in the family. I’m proud to announce that am winning my fight against sobriety. Dear nurses, you don’t have to announce my weight, just write it down. That’s why I have my eyes closed when I’m on the scale.
