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Camping? No, thank you. If I wanted to sleep outside, I wouldn’t pay my mortgage.

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It’s strange that watching paint dry is considered boring but going to an art gallery is considered interesting. That’s just watching paint that’s already dry.

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I was googling about the best time to visit the Maldives. It’s when you have money.

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My dream is to buy a horse and race it. The horse will probably beat me but it’ll still be fun.

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Any time I throw up, I stare at it like I’m getting a message from the past.

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Everyone gives pleasure in some way, one when they enter a room, the other when they leave it.

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I either text back right away or never, because I saw your text, replied in my head but forgot to actually type it.

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When people suck the life out of you, they should take some fat too.

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Mothers be doing unnecessary housework and then get mad at you when they’re tired.

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After my death, I’ll be very busy. The list of people to whom I want to appear as a ghost is getting longer every day.