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Are you my pinky toe, because I will bang you on all my furniture.

Are you my pinky toe, because I will bang you on all my furniture.

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"Looks like someone's really toe-tally committed to making a connection! Watch out, love might just be lurking around the coffee table."

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged analogy, bang, furniture, humor, pinky, pinky toe, playful, relationship, toe on Mar 17, 2025 by slickboy.

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