Trendy Funny Quotes

  • Are there any medium rappers? They’re always Big or Lil.
  • By the power vested in me by Facebook, I now pronounce you unfriended and restricted. You may now kiss my butt.
  • I don’t need your flipping advice, I am capable of ruining my life on my own.
  • Oh really? We’ll see what the same six people who always agree with me think about that.
  • I think my leftovers are old enough to throw themselves away.
  • According to the amount of bacon I just cooked. I’m a family of 8.