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Polar lights: when the sky forgets it’s supposed to be boring.

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Don’t worry password, I’m insecure too.

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Self-cleaning conscience.

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New email opener just dropped: “I am interested in bothering you!”

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Being single is better than asking a man to act like a man.

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You relax for 15 minutes after work, and next thing you know, it’s 10 p.m.

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65 shares on Threads this month:

Each day on Twitter, there is one main character. The goal is to never be it.

78 shares on Twitch this month:

Your card declining when you know you have money is a very funny experience.

77 shares on Messenger this month:

Ever since I was a kid, I always knew I wanted to live in a galaxy far, far away.

72 shares on WeChat this month:

Rain cancels plans, upsetting some and delighting others.

26 shares on Snapchat this month:

Sometimes my toddler throws stuff on the floor and then shouts “OH NO” and that’s kind of like what politicians do.

58 shares on Telegram this month:

Is Mercury in reggaeton?

75 shares on Pinterest this month:

They should invent a life where I know what I’m doing.

14 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Setting up a camera to go and pretend you just woke up from bed is another level of mental illness.

57 shares on Instagram this month:

Just be good and kind to your children. Not only are they the future of the world, they’re the ones who can sign you into a home.

45 shares on TikTok this month:

Me, waiting on an email: What the hell is taking so long, this is ridiculous. Me, sending an email: this can probably wait another three weeks or so.

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Someone from 🇳🇦 has downloaded:

Podcasts are like babies, they’re too easy to create and not everyone should have one.

Someone from 🇱🇾 has viewed:

Yes, hello, I’d like to exchange my generational trauma for generational wealth, please.

Someone from 🇸🇴 has bookmarked:

Lately life has been all panic no disco.

Someone from 🇰🇮 has shared:

Some people are wise, some folks are otherwise.

Someone from 🇫🇮 has bookmarked:

Sure, my internet service is overpriced and spotty but you can’t put a price on unintentionally being dropped from every Zoom meeting.

Someone from 🇸🇬 has bookmarked:

I wish every day had 30,000 hours, and that I had unlimited Adderall and was unemployed.

Someone from 🇲🇨 has shared:

I’m buysexual, you buy me food, I become sexual.

Someone from 🇬🇧 has shared:

Good morning to everyone who doesn’t get on my nerves.

Someone from 🇳🇵 has bookmarked:

Welcome to your 40s—you run out of breath trying to find your running shoes.

Someone from 🇧🇯 has bookmarked:

The first 120 hours after the weekend are always the worst.

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Trending via YouTube:

Nobody told me that it takes 1-2 business days to put a snow outfit on a toddler.

Just landed via Pinterest:

I can’t explain it, but I am very bold and very shy at the same time.

Breaking via LinkedIn:

The zero likes won’t stop me from posting. I will talk to myself if I have to.

Trending via Discord:

My day starts backwards, I wake up tired and I go to bed wide awake.

Broadcasted on Instagram:

The Princess and the Pea, except it’s a rogue hair on the inside of my shirt driving me crazy all day.

Going viral on Instagram:

Group projects in school weren’t meant to teach you teamwork, they were meant to teach you how to deal with the incompetence of your coworkers in the workplace.

Spotted on Slack:

Instagram is literally just screenshots of Twitter.

Trending via Threads:

My favorite kind of gender reveal is the one where the parents find out, and they just tell everyone through text instead of making me go to a party.

Shared recently on Slack:

I shouldn’t have to go to work if it’s rainy. I should get to stare out the window all day like a cat.

Making waves on Slack:

Retiring my wallet condom after two years of active duty. 87 tours with 0 combat deployments.

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Are you my pinky toe, because I will bang you on all my furniture.

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Being single is better than asking a man to act like a man.

You relax for 15 minutes after work, and next thing you know, it’s 10 p.m.

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