Are you my pinky toe, because I will bang you on all my furniture. Posted onJan 30, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Looks like someone's really toe-tally committed to making a connection! Watch out, love might just be lurking around the coffee table." Related funny posts 😂 The main function of the little toe on your foot is to make sure that all the objects and furniture in the house are in the correct place. Headache pro-tip: Bang your toe into something. We’d never met, or even spoken, but I could tell just from gazing into her pale blue eyes I had stepped on her toe. Some days you are the table and some days you are the toe. I nearly broke my toe because the coffee table didn’t look where it was going.