Are you my pinky toe, because I will bang you on all my furniture. Funny Quotes September 22, 2023 FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppAre you my pinky toe, because I will bang you on all my furniture. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Headache pro-tip: Bang your toe into something. The main function of the little toe on your foot is to make sure that all the objects and furniture in the house are in the correct place. The class: “You want us to do what?” Super Mario: “Jump around, catch and eat the giant mushroom, bang your head against the crates and, if necessary, crush all the critters. It’sa easy!” I tell people I rearrange my furniture to change things up, but we all know it’s to annoy my husband. The guy who drills the holes so you can assemble IKEA furniture is clearly having problems at home.