As a parent you get to see just how much a baby accomplishes in its first year of life. Because you’re awake for all of it. Posted onNov 15, 2023Nov 15, 2023 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppAs a parent you get to see just how much a baby accomplishes in its first year of life. Because you’re awake for all of it. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Sleeping is nice, because you’re not actually dead and you’re not awake, so its a win-win situation. If a baby comes out feet first, technically it wears its mom as a hat. Being lazy has its advantages. I still have most of my winter fat from last year. Just because I’m awake doesn’t mean I’m ready to do things. The only time you should be faking it is when your pet checks to see if you’re awake.