Trendy Funny Quotes

  • My favorite part of leaving the house is looking forward to going home.
  • Grandma complained that with age, her joints were getting weaker. Told her to just roll them a little tighter.
  • And then I thought to myself, “What’s the point of cleaning if my family is going to keep living here?”
  • I’ve started dating myself exclusively but it’s not working out.
  • I’m super lazy today. It’s like normal lazy but I’m wearing a cape.
  • Please don’t ask me about my dream job. I would never work in my dreams.