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- My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do.
- I’m rearranging the kitchen which is devastating for my husband because now suddenly he remembers where everything used to be.
- After I drink coffee, I show my empty cup to the IT guy and say that I have successfully installed Java. He hates me.
- Everyone hates math until their paycheck looks funny, then all of a sudden you know trigonometry.
- Everyone hates on Gollum but he had the right idea: become a hermit, collect jewels, swim naked in lakes and pools, occasionally hiss at people who try to make you go places.
