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Asking the pharmacy if they have a secret menu.

Asking the pharmacy if they have a secret menu.

Commentary:
"Ah, the elusive secret menu of the pharmacy – where you can order a side of extra-strength ibuprofen with a sprinkle of anti-anxiety pills! 🌟💊 Don't forget to ask for the 'pharmacist's special' for that extra kick of mystery and intrigue. Maybe they'll even throw in a complimentary band-aid on the side! 🩹😂"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged ask, asking, conversation, humor, joke, menu, pharmacy, secret, secret menu on Jan 23, 2025 by slickboy.

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