At my age, I’m more frightened of a hip break than a heartbreak.

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Dear liars, I hope every pair of pants you own are on fire.

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The concept of warding off vampires with crosses is so interesting to me. I wonder if it applies to any other religion or if they’re allergic to just Catholicism.

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I suffer from awesomnia.

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I’ve saved every episode of Hoarders.

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Therapy is expensive, getting lost in the woods and never being seen again is free.

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This year should be named “things I never thought could happen”.

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The T in depression stands for the therapy places that are immediately available.