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  • These days I just accept the website cookies without any protest. Website is like Grandma, I’m not gonna fight with her.
  • I was in Paris with a boyfriend once and he lit a candle in Notre Dame in order to ask God to raise the price of Bitcoin.
  • Forget the alarm clock. Just give me the smell of bacon and coffee.
  • Many men also have a walk-in closet. For them, it’s just called a floor.
  • Yeah, I’ll get up soon, I just need to look at the internet first. Yes, the whole thing.
  • I wish I could lose weight as easily as I lose my keys, phone, temper, and my mind.