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  • Does my special place in hell have wi-fi?
  • One of the best examples of someone posing a question that they already know the answer to is the WeightWatchers website asking me if I accept cookies.
  • Don’t throw hate at me, throw money!
  • The Bible is 100% accurate. Especially when thrown at close range.
  • This Christmas, get her the gift that’ll last a lifetime. Give her a tortoise.
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