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Please no more relationships that are supposed to be a lesson. I’m already quite the scholar.

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I dreamed I won the lottery, so you can imagine how thrilled I was to wake up and get ready for work.

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Coworker: Where are you going after work? Me: Away from you.

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The two most popular things to do on the internet are arguing about politics and looking at naked people. Million dollar website idea: combine both — naked people arguing about politics.

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To call you stupid would be an insult to stupid people!

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I’m not going to die because of an accident. Nor because of an illness. But from small talk. Someone will say one boring sentence too many and I’ll drop dead.

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You have been a very bad boy. Now go to my room!

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Yabba dabba doo used to be a rad way to start a Saturday.

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I’m letting go of all earthly attachment — exactly like Buddha, except for the things I like and want.

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Can I come over and circle you like a vulture?