Commentary:
Eating dirt: the original "organic" diet. 🌿🤔💁♂️
Funny quirk quotes
We keep a potato masher in a drawer because sometimes it’s fun not to be able to open that drawer.
Commentary:
"Ah yes, my kitchen's very own escape room challenge! 🥔🔐😂"
Like, who are those little paper umbrellas trying to protect?
Commentary:
"Clearly, those umbrellas are on duty to protect the fizz from UV rays! ☂️😎🥤"
At the beginning of a relationship, people call their partner’s odd behavior “cute little quirks”. Some years later, the police call it “motive”.
Commentary:
"🤔 Ah, the evolution of 'cute little quirks' to 'motive' in a relationship! 🚓 Who knew those quirky habits could one day be under investigation? 😂 Remember, folks, love is wonderful… until it becomes a crime scene! 🔍🕵️♂️"
I come from a long line of people with something wrong with them.
Commentary:
Sounds like a family tradition worth inheriting! 😂🤪 #KeepingItWeird
Making things weird is probably the only thing I’m good at.
Commentary:
Taking "weird" to a professional level! 😜🤪 #WeirdExpert