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Gonna finish eating all these Christmas cookies so I’m no longer tempted to eat them.

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I like people who make eye contact like they know something I don’t.

Someone from 🇹🇴 has shared:

Unpopular opinion: we really grew up in the best era to be a kid, and the worst era to be an adult.

Someone from 🇪🇬 has bookmarked:

Being late to work should never be that serious. At least I came?

Someone from 🇷🇴 has downloaded:

It can be so healing to stay up until 3am. Unfortunately, it will also completely ruin your life.

Someone from 🇹🇬 has bookmarked:

It sucks when you realize it’s only Thursday, until you realize it’s only Wednesday.

Someone from 🇳🇵 has shared:

I don’t understand how I can remember every word of a song from 1984, but I can’t remember why I walked into the kitchen.

Someone from 🇨🇾 has downloaded:

The Welsh language was invented by a dad losing at Scrabble.

Someone from 🇹🇳 has downloaded:

As a wife and mother my hobbies include rage cleaning, rage cooking, and rage folding.

Someone from 🇨🇲 has viewed:

Just did my own taxes, I should be in jail by Friday.

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Making waves on Twitch:

Imagine hating me and I’m just over here doing an epic air-drum solo to ‘In The Air Tonight’.

Making waves on Twitch:

Too young to retire, too poor to quit and too fat to strip – so let’s move on.

Shared recently on Pinterest:

Mario Kart gave me unrealistic expectations of how banana peels affect traffic.

Making waves on LinkedIn:

The hard part about dating is finding someone who’s mentally ill enough to understand you, but not mentally ill enough to ruin your life.

Spotted on Facebook:

Bro, are you a black hole, because you suck energy and light?

Broadcasted on Instagram:

The fact that I have a lot of wine in the house proves that I don’t drink much. Otherwise the wine would be gone.

Shared recently on Twitch:

Trust my gut? The thing that tricks me into buying gas station sushi and roller dogs? No thanks.

Seen just now on Facebook:

Do people still actually eat 3 meals a day, or do we all just survive off of stress and iced coffee?

Just shared via Instagram:

If the Christians published the Kama Sutra, it would have been one page long.

Going viral on Messenger:

Pretty sure the guy in front of me at McDonald’s ordered the rest of the food.

At what age do people actually meet up to play bingo? I’m ready.

6 months ago

At what age do people actually meet up to play bingo? I’m ready.

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🤣 Ah, the million-dollar question! Who knew bingo could be so mysterious and elusive, right? Maybe it's like a secret society with a strict age requirement that no one talks about – "Bingo Club: Where Senior Citizens Rule the Roost!" But hey, if you're ready to dive into the world of bingo, just remember – it's all fun and games until someone yells "BINGO!" 🔴💰🎉

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Someone from 🇲🇲 has copied:

Nothing has improved the quality of my life more than living beyond my means.

Someone from 🇭🇳 has shared:

Everyone’s gangsta until they spot a double rainbow in the sky.

Someone from 🇫🇲 has downloaded:

Eating dark chocolate is practically eating vegetables.

Someone from 🇹🇯 has downloaded:

Who needs therapy when you can gaslight yourself into thinking that everything is fine?

Someone from 🇲🇨 has copied:

I’m writing a book on the joys of drinking beer. So far I’ve been through a lot of drafts.

Someone from 🇭🇺 has bookmarked:

Ladies, don’t date hungry guys. They’re just trying to get into your pantries.

Someone from 🇵🇾 has viewed:

At least 80% of my day is spent holding back my inappropriate thoughts.

Someone from 🇷🇴 has downloaded:

I don’t know how to flirt, but you can watch me eat fresh fruit in my sundress.

Someone from 🇺🇾 has shared:

Why can’t my career pursue me instead?

Someone from 🇭🇳 has bookmarked:

Nobody knows my next move. Not even me.

Social Media Log 💫

Spotted on Reddit:

Literally no one understands something more completely than a woman in a meeting who starts a question with “Just so I understand …”

Freshly posted on TikTok:

My wife just admitted a mistake. What do I have to do now? What does this mean for my future? Help me!

Seen just now on X:

A Tinder type app, but it matches you with sandwiches.

Spreading quickly via Messenger:

The difference between a Lamborghini and a dead body is that I don’t have a Lamborghini in my garage.

Making waves on TikTok:

My body feels like it’s aging in dog years.

Going viral on Pinterest:

I’m capable of doing a lot of things but listening to people chew their food is not one of them.

Freshly posted on Pinterest:

Apart from “It’s okay”, what other death threats do women use?

Going viral on WeChat:

Ex’s be like “I gave you everything”. Yeah, trust issues.

Making waves on Facebook:

It’s okay to get rid of the boxes for the electronic things you’ve had for the past couple of years.

Trending via Slack:

I should get paid a lot more for being the boss of me.

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