Wordgag ツ

10,000+ funny quotes

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇩🇴 has viewed:

My mind not only wanders, sometimes it leaves completely!

Someone from 🇸🇧 has viewed:

Sorry you thought I I was flirting with you; I had something in my eye.

Someone from 🇲🇳 has viewed:

Can we all agree that Mini Cooper drivers need to put an extended flag on the back of their cars so the stalls where they’re parked stop looking empty?

Someone from 🇦🇿 has copied:

In my house the roles are reversed cause my kids tell me to turn my music down.

Someone from 🇿🇼 has bookmarked:

Fasted for 72 hours and gained the ability to whisper to bats.

Someone from 🇳🇮 has shared:

I believe my ex-wife is days away from having a nuclear weapon.

Someone from 🇨🇻 has downloaded:

I’m at the age where I consider any picture of me taken in the last ten years “current.”

Someone from 🇩🇿 has shared:

Men who tell their woman she’s pretty, for no particular reason, keep that shit up.

Someone from 🇶🇦 has copied:

Nothing worse than when I turn up to Park Run to find it is indeed going ahead.

Someone from 🇲🇻 has downloaded:

Parenting is yelling ‘you just had a snack!’ over and over until you give in and throw them another snack.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

[monthly_post_count]

Funny Quotes Total

14,540

Funny Quotes Topics

16,780

Funny Quotes Images

14,540

Nov 26, 2025

3,615

Social Media Log 💫

Just shared via WhatsApp:

My daughter’s new Bluetooth karaoke mic has suddenly and mysteriously disappeared, and we are all just so, so sad that we can’t find it.

Trending via LinkedIn:

Some people can’t sleep because they have insomnia. I can’t sleep because I have Internet.

Freshly posted on Messenger:

Sometimes it’s the conversations you have with yourself that take the longest.

Shared recently on TikTok:

I might not put the sparkle in your eyes, but I’ll definitely put the “WTF” wrinkles in your forehead.

Trending via Slack:

My goal is to do one thing each day that could prevent me from being elected to political office.

Spreading quickly via Messenger:

Nobody at this train station knows that there’s a hole in my sock.

Trending via Twitch:

Does bisexual mean twice as sexual or once every other sexual?

Trending via Snapchat:

Apartments show you 44 pics of the lobby. Man, I ain’t living in there.

Broadcasted on WeChat:

My biggest fear about becoming a zombie is all the walking that I’d have to do.

Just landed via WhatsApp:

Back to the Future and chill?

At what age do people actually meet up to play bingo? I’m ready.

3 weeks ago

At what age do people actually meet up to play bingo? I’m ready.

Download image ↓

Commentary:
🤣 Ah, the million-dollar question! Who knew bingo could be so mysterious and elusive, right? Maybe it's like a secret society with a strict age requirement that no one talks about – "Bingo Club: Where Senior Citizens Rule the Roost!" But hey, if you're ready to dive into the world of bingo, just remember – it's all fun and games until someone yells "BINGO!" 🔴💰🎉

activity, age, bingo, fun, fun activity, game, meet, meet up, people, play, ready

Trending Funny Quotes 👇

New Funny Quotes

Random Funny Quotes

Welcome to Wordgag! 😉✌️ Enjoy endless laughter with our collection of funny quotes guaranteed to crack you up. 😂💥

Trending Funny Quotes 📈

Hot Funny Quotes 🔥

Trending Topics 📁

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

[monthly_post_count]

Funny Quotes Total

14,540

Funny Quotes Topics

16,780

Funny Quotes Images

14,540

Nov 26, 2025

3,807

Funny Quotes of the Month 🚀

Funny Quotes of the Year ⭐

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇴🇲 has downloaded:

Sometimes I apologize to my car when I hit a pothole.

Someone from 🇻🇪 has downloaded:

Which wine pairs best with WWIII?

Someone from 🇲🇦 has copied:

The more you weigh, the harder you are to kidnap. Stay safe, Eat cake.

Someone from 🇳🇱 has shared:

I get jealous when I find someone playing a song I thought only I knew.

Someone from 🇨🇷 has shared:

The bowling ball actually hangs out with the pins after work. There isn’t beef there.

Someone from 🇦🇱 has shared:

Red Bull doesn’t give me wings, it gives me gas.

Someone from 🇵🇭 has viewed:

Born to be a frolicker of the forest, forced to be a cog in the machine.

Someone from 🇨🇷 has downloaded:

Starting to think business is standing on me.

Someone from 🇳🇷 has downloaded:

I installed a bike rack on my car so my neighbors think I do something else besides drink.

Someone from 🇧🇹 has shared:

God invented war so that Americans can learn geography.

Social Media Log 💫

Just landed via Messenger:

You’re in his DMs, I’m outside his window with a JBL speaker streaming Taylor Swift.

Freshly posted on Threads:

“You changed!” Yeah, I thought three days in the same outfit was kinda pushing it.

Making waves on Snapchat:

Love those deep burps that instantly make me feel like I lost 10 lbs.

Freshly posted on Telegram:

People argue with me more in my head than they do in real life.

Seen just now on X:

You don’t need fun to have alcohol.

Spotted on Twitch:

I have a lot to offer! Most of it’s bad, but it’s still a lot.

Going viral on Pinterest:

For International Women’s Day, I’m going to celebrate by hitting every curb I see.

Just shared via Discord:

I’m saving money on rent by moving into an abandoned cobweb.

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

Because of my looks, everyone only wants one thing from me, that I leave them alone.

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

I love coming home and being at home and sitting inside my home and staying home.

Share Wordgag 🙏

© 2025. All rights reserved.

Made with ❤️ in Sydney ☀️🌴