Trendy Funny Quotes

  • Totally unrealistic movie title: “The Postman Always Rings Twice”. We all know that these guys only ring once and then leave.
  • Apparently there is a bird fight club who holds their meetings outside my window at about 5am.
  • “Are you ok?” Of course not. Next question!
  • The best part about Smarties is pouring them into an empty prescription bottle and shaking them all into my mouth while waiting in line.
  • It’s so funny that people directly compare Dune and Furiosa when all that they have in common is that there’s sand.
  • Every girl keeps an extra boyfriend and calls him ‘best friend’.