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  • When we’re old, the children will use Covid to explain our brain damaged opinions much like we do to Boomers with lead. It is fate.
  • The enemy of my enemy is my friend. But I’m my own worst enemy, so I guess I’m also my best friend.
  • Wearing a condom while she’s on birth control is called two-factor authentication.
  • Make sure you stock up on condoms, so you don’t produce any more idiots.
  • That urge to nap between 3pm – 5pm is no joke.
  • I embarrass myself in front of myself.