At what point is a salad no longer a salad based on how much bacon I add?

At what point is a salad no longer a salad based on how much bacon I add?

Commentary:
“Ah, the eternal salad dilemma – when does it transform from a bed of healthy greens to a sneaky delivery vehicle for crispy, delicious bacon? 🥗🥓🤔 Let’s just say, if you need to go hunting for lettuce amongst the bacon bits, you might have crossed that ‘salad’ line!”

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