At what point is a salad no longer a salad based on how much bacon I add? Posted onSep 22, 2023Sep 28, 2023 by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppAt what point is a salad no longer a salad based on how much bacon I add? Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Why is bacon called bacon and cookies called cookies if you cook bacon and bake cookies? Some people avoid bacon for the sake of religion. I avoid religion for the sake of bacon. I always cook with wine. Sometimes I even add it to the food. If these walls could talk, they would definitely say “Wow, this guy really does add cheese to everything after all!” When I say someone is a good doctor, it’s entirely based on the strength of their waiting room Wi-Fi.