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Someone from 🇳🇦 has copied:

If anyone has any experience with anything or knows anything about something, please let me know.

Someone from 🇱🇷 has bookmarked:

No more relationships for me; the last one was an embarrassment to my gangsta.

Someone from 🇧🇫 has downloaded:

I can’t watch Sex and the City anymore, because I get really upset at how much money these ladies have.

Someone from 🇭🇹 has bookmarked:

I hate when people are like “you are so nice”. I’m ugly, I have no other choice.

Someone from 🇸🇰 has bookmarked:

They’re releasing another “Jurassic” movie. Let me guess: The dinosaurs get loose.

Someone from 🇸🇩 has bookmarked:

Unfair that the older I get, the clearer photo quality gets.

Someone from 🇳🇱 has copied:

Jesus rose from the grave because he forgot to clear his browser history.

Someone from 🇹🇭 has viewed:

Calling someone a “tough cookie” isn’t a compliment, tough cookies are literally the worst cookies.

Someone from 🇰🇷 has viewed:

There should be an opposite of Valentine’s Day where you post Instagram photos of your enemy.

Someone from 🇵🇦 has bookmarked:

Nothing more dangerous than an ignorant man who thinks he is a genius.

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I’m not your dream woman. I am the sudden shouting of ravens that you hear when you enter a part of the forest you shouldn’t have.

Breaking via Twitch:

Scrolling… good take… bad take… nothing take… cyberbullying… beautiful woman.

Making waves on Instagram:

Monday has a personal vendetta against my happiness.

Shared recently on Instagram:

Chuck Norris passed his driving test on foot.

Making waves on Threads:

I have a question and my question is, how can I look so cute in the mirror but like such a baked potato in pictures?

Shared recently on TikTok:

Where did you come from, Where did you go, Where did you come from, Pokémon Go.

Just shared via Messenger:

Experience is what you get when you don’t get what you wanted.

Live now on LinkedIn:

“You should exercise for at least 30 minutes every day”. Okay, and how much if you’re not trying to go to the Olympics?

Just landed via TikTok:

Having Christmas off in the middle of the work week and then forcing us to go back to work the next day feels so illegal.

Shared recently on Discord:

At least 80% of my day is spent holding back my inappropriate thoughts.

Back in my day there was so much toilet paper and so much eggs that we gathered at night and threw them at the houses of our enemies.

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Back in my day there was so much toilet paper and so much eggs that we gathered at night and threw them at the houses of our enemies.

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Someone from 🇷🇺 has copied:

All my life lessons were learned by watching people who took my advice.

Someone from 🇨🇦 has copied:

Lawyers should get walk-up songs in court like how wrestlers do.

Someone from 🇲🇽 has downloaded:

For a girl that loves sleep and hates stress, my career choice is questionable.

Someone from 🇧🇼 has shared:

The main reason for stress is the daily contact with idiots.

Someone from 🇳🇦 has downloaded:

Middle children as adults still trying to get attention because the oldest is being dramatic and the younger child is getting away with everything.

Someone from 🇪🇨 has shared:

The worst part about borrowing money is having to pay it back or move to a new city.

Someone from 🇬🇼 has downloaded:

I only go for nature walks with people I can outrun.

Someone from 🇳🇿 has downloaded:

Being Leonardo DiCaprio is like driving in a school zone. You don’t go above twenty-five.

Someone from 🇧🇷 has shared:

Happy birthday to everyone, for the rest of your lives. I can’t do this anymore.

Someone from 🇬🇳 has bookmarked:

I laugh at my own jokes because I am my target audience. Y’all just happen to be there.

Social Media Log 💫

Making waves on Pinterest:

If you give me a serious answer to a silly question, I’m giving you a wedgie.

Breaking via WhatsApp:

People who quit their jobs before having a backup job lined up ain’t scared of nothing.

Shared recently on WhatsApp:

Ludacris once said “If you ain’t got no money take yo’ broke ass home” and I haven’t left the house since.

Making waves on Snapchat:

I think it’s time when we buy new clothes that we have the option to buy the body they’re being modelled in too.

Shared recently on YouTube:

I feel sorry for Netflix era kids. They will never know the high stakes adrenaline of running away in an ad break, with the beckoning call of a sibling screaming “It’s ON!” to send you hurdling over furniture to get back in time.

Trending via Reddit:

I either text back right away or never, because I saw your text, replied in my head but forgot to actually type it.

Shared recently on Snapchat:

Oh great, you brought your ancient ancestors with you.

Trending via WhatsApp:

I’m at that point in my life where if a car hit me, I’d probably say thank you to the kind stranger.

Making waves on YouTube:

“I have a date with destiny.” Yeah well, I’m in a long-term relationship with the consequences of my actions.

Reported on Messenger:

You know what goes great with helping your kid with math homework? Vodka!

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