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  • “Well, at least things can’t get any worse” has turned out to be a failure of my imagination.
  • Just because I can’t sing doesn’t mean I won’t sing.
  • Asked my therapist who their therapist was and went to see them. Asked them the same thing until I got to the final boss therapist and defeated them with my train wreck of a life.
  • No, babe, I love your prefrontal cortex. The fully developed ones scare me.
  • Your secrets are safe with me. I wasn’t even listening.
  • I just want someone who will treat me like a lady and hold the refrigerator door open for me.