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Be so funny that everyone forgets that you are ugly!

Be so funny that everyone forgets that you are ugly!

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"Who needs beauty when you've got laughs for days? ๐Ÿ˜„ Embrace your inner comedian and watch those beauty standards fade away like a distant memory! ๐Ÿคฃ #FunnyOverBeauty"



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