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Why would I take the high road when I could take the psychopath?

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Gonna spend today following my cats into the kitchen and meowing at them until they give me treats.

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I disagree with everyone and think relationships should be easy.

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5 months ago

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You can chill with someone a whole day at the university, and never see them again in your life, lol.

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2 weeks ago

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By my second “could we change the subject?” I could feel the job interview going south.

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2 months ago

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Jesus rose from the grave because he forgot to clear his browser history.

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2 months ago

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Waiting for the websites to start offering pizza instead of just cookies.

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Always be kind. You never know who might own a hot tub.

22 shares on Snapchat this month:

Sometimes I feel useless but then I remember I breath out carbon dioxide for plants.

89 shares on WeChat this month:

My wife rearranged the kitchen cabinets, and now I’ll never eat again.

81 shares on YouTube this month:

Laying in a hammock is essentially saying, “I hope there are no emergencies.”

25 shares on Twitch this month:

I have a photographic memory, but I’ve run out of film.

86 shares on Discord this month:

Sometimes the first step to forgiveness is realizing that the other person is completely stupid.

12 shares on X this month:

If my trainee says “oh God” one more time, he’s going to meet him.

53 shares on WeChat this month:

I’m just a girl, standing in front of a Monday, asking it to be a Friday.

62 shares on WhatsApp this month:

When I eat rotisserie chicken, I like to pretend that I’m performing an autopsy.

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Steve Jobs was a vibe coder. He just prompted Steve Wozniak.

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The quickest way to get your kid to do their homework is to ask them to help with some chores.

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Everybody thinks “Free Hugs” signs are cute, unless you’re a boa constrictor.

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Sorry, can’t go out tonight. My bed told me it needs me, and I can’t let it down.

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I dream of disappearing into the woods with Wi-Fi.

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My morning routine consists of talking myself out of quitting my job.

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Fun prank: make people study for 16 years, and then don’t give them jobs.

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“Sweet Dreams (Are Made of This)” is now 40 years old. If you have an earworm now, you also have back pain.

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My first mistake of my life was my birth.

Someone from 🇸🇮 has shared:

I tried to clean up my Chrome tabs but it turns out all 200 of them contain information that is vital for my survival.

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Laying next to my charger waiting for my phone to die, that’s how lazy I am.

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Kendrick inspires me to be a bigger, deeper, more passionate hater.

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This can’t be the same body that used to be able to stay up all night.

Seen just now on WeChat:

I would go out of my mind, but I can’t find the exit.

Shared recently on Discord:

I probably never die because I don’t finish anything without a specific deadline.

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My ex had this fetish where he would dress up in his own clothes and act like an idiot.

Making waves on X:

I lost my job at NASA Mission Control today. I misheard when they said, “It’s lunch time.”

Spreading quickly via Snapchat:

A job interview is basically a conversation between two liars.

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The money I made gradually, you need urgently?

Seen just now on Slack:

I’ve decided to become an organ donor. When I die, I want an elephant to get a new trunk.

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Why would I take the high road when I could take the psychopath?

Gonna spend today following my cats into the kitchen and meowing at them until they give me treats.

I disagree with everyone and think relationships should be easy.

You can chill with someone a whole day at the university, and never see them again in your life, lol.

By my second “could we change the subject?” I could feel the job interview going south.

Jesus rose from the grave because he forgot to clear his browser history.

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