“Be the bigger person” sounds too much like “accept the disrespect”.

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There should be a good 10 hours in between waking up and having to interact with people.

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I like winter because I fundamentally understand I deserve to suffer.

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If you drink enough, any bar can be a karaoke bar.

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Going to the beach is 99% getting ready for the beach and 1% enjoying the beach.

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“Are you ok?” Of course not. Next question!

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Me, seeing a man proposing to a woman in public: Hey, this guy bothering you?

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Whoever’s praying on my downfall, I appreciate you thinking of me.

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I got fired from my job at the massage parlor. No specific reason, apparently I just rub people the wrong way.

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It’s only a family vacation if you think “We’re never doing this again” at least once.

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I need to hire someone to just constantly slap food out of my hand.