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"Being the bigger person shouldn't mean you have to swallow disrespect like a bitter pill 🙅‍♂️ Stand tall and don't let anyone shrink your worth, unless you're getting paid to act in a movie about honeybees 🐝🎥"

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53 shares on WeChat this month:

What you call “Brunch” I call “Breakfast for Alcoholics.”

11 shares on X this month:

Boyfriends sound cool and all, but unfortunately, I enjoy not talking for days at a time.

25 shares on Slack this month:

I pray this boy wins in life. I wanna see him on top of me.

87 shares on Twitch this month:

We all just kind of accept it as normal that we have a meat tentacle living inside of our mouth.

91 shares on YouTube this month:

Being able to notice that a celebrity unfollowed another celebrity is some seriously jobless behaviour.

77 shares on Instagram this month:

Don’t be afraid to ask questions during a job interview. It’s the best way to find out if the person you’re interviewing is a good candidate for the job.

11 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Sometime you meet such a prince that you’d rather marry the horse.

20 shares on X this month:

So far, no one has seriously tried to bribe me, which is a shame because I am extremely corrupt. Maybe I need a position with more power.

99 shares on Twitch this month:

My therapist is so lucky. I’m like a Netflix Original that pays her to watch.

94 shares on Facebook this month:

The earlier you wake up, the more time you have to think about why you wish you were still asleep in bed.

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“I don’t do politics.” Politics will do you, my brother and sister. Politics will do you like mad.

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Mondays are for pretending. Real work begins on Tuesday.

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If you can’t handle me at my weirdest, then leave, because it gets weirder.

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Wondering when these skinny jeans are gonna kick in.

Someone from 🇧🇦 has shared:

I’ve reached the age where I would rather go to a hardware store than a club.

Someone from 🇧🇼 has shared:

A degree in international law is about as real as a degree in Dothraki.

Someone from 🇮🇩 has shared:

Welcome to adulthood. You have a favorite gas station now.

Someone from 🇺🇿 has shared:

Friends with no kids are like: Want to go to New Zealand this Friday?

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At least I’m part of the generation that at 30 still looks like it’s in its early 20s.

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I want to be cremated so that I will get a smoking-hot body again.

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“I could see myself living here,” I said, in a different city for more than 24 hours.

Going bananas on Discord:

Are you mad at me? Have you been mad at me? Will you be mad at me? When will you be mad at me?

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True bravery is getting a text from a woman with three questions in it, and only responding to one.

Going viral on Threads:

A fabric tomato filled with needles. Don’t see that much anymore.

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People should be allowed to leave work early if they want to go see a movie.

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Telling an introvert to go to a party is like telling a saint to go to Hell.

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People used to fly kites. Glad that’s over with.

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People keep wishing January was over like the worst month of the year isn’t coming up next. Thats like wishing someone would stop arguing with you and just punch you in the face.

Spotted on LinkedIn:

A large group of people is called an “eww, no thank you”

Freshly posted on Twitch:

Keep moving, lady, I don’t have room for you in my delusions right now.

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“Be the bigger person” sounds too much like “accept the disrespect”.

The first time I see a jogger smiling, I’ll consider it.

Glory hole but for forehead kisses.

I’m a big fan of that post-laundry feeling when you’ve got all your A-list clothes back in the game.

Microwaves have zero chill. We get it, time is up. Calm down.

The most important thing I learned in life, and I can’t stress enough, it doesn’t matter where you went to college. The only thing that matters is that you’re really hot.

Whenever I have a headache, I take 2 aspirin and keep away from children, just like it says on the bottle.

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“Be the bigger person” sounds too much like “accept the disrespect”.

Keep the laugh going 😂

The first time I see a jogger smiling, I’ll consider it.

Glory hole but for forehead kisses.

I’m a big fan of that post-laundry feeling when you’ve got all your A-list clothes back in the game.

Microwaves have zero chill. We get it, time is up. Calm down.

The most important thing I learned in life, and I can’t stress enough, it doesn’t matter where you went to college. The only thing that matters is that you’re really hot.

Whenever I have a headache, I take 2 aspirin and keep away from children, just like it says on the bottle.

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