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If you love someone be brave enough to tell them. Otherwise be brave enough to watch them dating someone else.

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Forget my browser history, when I finally pass from this earth, please delete my calculator history because it’s way more embarrassing.

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Mr. Beast is like if they made Dubai into a person.

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I thought I liked seeing movies, but it turns out I like eating candy in a dark room where it’s illegal to talk to me.

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The secret to a good marriage is that it’s all about give and take. Giving each other frequent back rubs and ordering lots of takeout.

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I’m at the age where a house arrest no longer sounds like the worst thing.

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33 shares on Telegram this month:

I wish I loved anything as much as people love to say they are “thrilled” on LinkedIn.

30 shares on X this month:

How to write complaints: “Dear customer service, first of all, you should know that I am typing this with my middle finger.”

72 shares on YouTube this month:

Sometimes when I get negative feedback I’m like “Hey, only I get to talk to myself that way”.

16 shares on Telegram this month:

Typing in your email address on the TV is a different type of irritation.

48 shares on WhatsApp this month:

I wonder how many new moms try to pick out a unique name for their baby only to later learn it’s the name of an antidepressant.

75 shares on Pinterest this month:

Shoutout to video games, man. I love having a reason to live.

79 shares on Telegram this month:

They just don’t put milkshakes in the yard like they used to.

22 shares on YouTube this month:

Do y’all watch the results come or do you go to bed and wait to see what Democracy Claus left you in the morning?

67 shares on Threads this month:

“Made with love,” means I licked the spoon and kept using it.

20 shares on YouTube this month:

You don’t scare me. You’re not the evil eye I get from my dog when I make him get up from the couch so I can lay down.

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Photos are cool because they are like now but for later.

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I love cutting off Teslas. Like you may not let me merge over but your car sure as hell will.

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No one has ever believed in me more than this waitress, who brought me buffalo wings and a single wet nap.

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The struggle to get off the couch and into bed is real.

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Me leaving the house: I hope I don’t see anyone.

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Did you know that if a unicorn and I were to race, the unicorn would likely win cause unicorns are about as real as my desire to race anything?

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Don’t worry, guys. Together we can eliminate logic and reason on social media. I see some of you are already ahead of the game. Way to go!

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I find as I get older it’s the little things that bring me joy. Like embarrassing my children.

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Imagine hating me and I’m just here trying to push a door that says pull.

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People complain about jury duty as if listening to true crime all day and being sequestered at night isn’t secretly every mother’s fantasy.

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You know shit’s about to get real when I put on yoga pants before dessert.

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I think I’m emotionally constipated because I haven’t given a shit in months.

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My favorite dinner is the one made by someone else.

Just shared via Discord:

My favorite recipe is the one where I pick up the phone and order food.

Going viral on Telegram:

Pleasing everyone, that’s impossible. Making everyone angry, piece of cake!

Spotted on WhatsApp:

I’m not into casual sex. Send me a résumé.

Freshly posted on Discord:

This whole working for a living thing goes on for how long?

Spotted on TikTok:

I’m so disappointed when I help my kid with her homework, and she brings it home marked incorrect.

Live now on Telegram:

Lord of the Rings is wild cause Gandalf told Frodo he had to go on a super dangerous journey and Frodo was like “Ok, can I bring my gardener?”

Going bananas on Reddit:

Once you are able to find humor in any situation, you’ve either reached enlightenment or you’re just a little unhinged.

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“Be the bigger person” sounds too much like “accept the disrespect”.

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If you love someone be brave enough to tell them. Otherwise be brave enough to watch them dating someone else.

Forget my browser history, when I finally pass from this earth, please delete my calculator history because it’s way more embarrassing.

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I thought I liked seeing movies, but it turns out I like eating candy in a dark room where it’s illegal to talk to me.

The secret to a good marriage is that it’s all about give and take. Giving each other frequent back rubs and ordering lots of takeout.

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