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Someone from 🇵🇦 has shared:

Notice how Lorde has a song called “Tennis Court” and not “Pickleball Court”? Tired of y’all pushing that fake sport.

Someone from 🇯🇲 has shared:

The Sunday struggle is wanting to relax and wanting a clean house, but also not wanting to clean or move.

Someone from 🇱🇦 has shared:

I don’t follow washing instructions, you’re my clothes you don’t tell me what to do.

Someone from 🇺🇦 has downloaded:

JFK is the perfect name for this airport because it’s a bloody headache.

Someone from 🇰🇷 has viewed:

Thanks for your email! Unfortunately, I have filled my pockets with stones and am making my way to the sea.

Someone from 🇼🇸 has downloaded:

I don’t mind driving in bad weather. I mind other people driving in bad weather.

Someone from 🇾🇪 has copied:

I was once told that if you can’t say anything nice, don’t say anything at all. Due to this, I’ve been observing a vow of silence since 1997.

Someone from 🇬🇶 has copied:

We should all go into advertising and fix what’s going on with commercials. They need our help.

Someone from 🇲🇳 has copied:

I should have been a Librarian, my favorite thing to do is telling people to shut up.

Someone from 🇲🇨 has copied:

Got me some lemons now for the cold. I hope the tequila helps.

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501 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,094

Funny Quotes Topics

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Dec 22, 2025

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Social Media Log 💫

Just shared via Snapchat:

Instagram is literally just screenshots of Twitter.

Making waves on Reddit:

The only thing I miss from my past is that flat stomach I had.

Going viral on Instagram:

If you want to feel really bad about yourself, just start dating.

Making waves on Reddit:

Got the zoomies at work, and now HR is chasing me around with a butterfly net.

Just shared via LinkedIn:

Yeah, Instagram is bad for our mental health, but what about Outlook?

Shared recently on LinkedIn:

I’m at an age where, when I’m tying my shoes, I think about what else I can do while I’m down here.

Going viral on Messenger:

Maybe the four horsemen of the apocalypse are Twitter, Facebook, Instagram, and TikTok.

Trending via Pinterest:

When the exam is so hard that you look out the window to appreciate nature.

Going viral on Slack:

Peloton guy yelling “two more, one more” but it’s me eating Cheetos.

Spotted on WeChat:

When someone is in a Christmas eve panic, I always find that “well, maybe you should have thought of that sooner” is a helpful phrase.

Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.

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Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.

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Ah, the age-old wisdom that beauty is truly in the eye of the beer holder 🍺👀! A perfect reminder that sometimes a cold pint can make anything or anyone look more appealing 😄. Cheers to seeing the world through beer-tinted glasses! 🍻✨

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If you think I’m annoying, give it some time. You’ll know for sure pretty soon.

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2 months ago

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I’ve done the math: If the month had 10 days, I would get by with my money.

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2 months ago

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Hey, I noticed you’re completely uninterested in me and couldn’t care whether I live or die. Would you like to build a life together?

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2 months ago

awkwardness, care, die, humor, i, life, live, love, me, noticed, relationship, sarcasm, together, uninterested
A good relationship is when she is by your side during bad times to tell you that none of this would have happened if you had just listened to her.

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1 month ago

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I ghost family members too, so believe me, bro — it’s not personal.

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1 month ago

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Money saved by using public transport instead of an Uber is paid for with your time and mental health instead.

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2 months ago

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84 shares on YouTube this month:

If you’re looking for a quiet place to talk to yourself, my DMs are open.

33 shares on Reddit this month:

Some people exercise every day. Right now, I’m watching a show I don’t like because the remote fell on the floor.

32 shares on Snapchat this month:

Parenting sometimes feels like you’re an elevator. Lots of ups and downs and the kids love to push your buttons.

27 shares on Reddit this month:

Anything can be a dating app if you aren’t a coward.

79 shares on Twitch this month:

I took my kids to the zoo when they were small, I wonder how they are getting on now.

76 shares on Slack this month:

As a sales clerk, you want to shout after some people as they leave the store: “Are you sure you’ve really REALLY touched everything?”

31 shares on TikTok this month:

Had calamari for the first time ever, and it wasn’t that bad. Maybe I’ll try marriage next.

75 shares on WeChat this month:

Please don’t celebrate April Fool’s day if you’re not a fool. My culture is not your costume.

69 shares on Pinterest this month:

I love it when my dog suddenly gets up and goes to another part of the house. Did you just remember you left the stove on or something?

41 shares on Messenger this month:

Japan’s greatest tragedy is having the world’s best toilets and no Mexican food. What’s the point of owning a Ferrari if you never take it to the track?

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24 folks are currently checking 👀

Imagine hating me and i’m just over here doing a much better job at hating myself than any of y’all could do.

5 folks are currently checking 👀

As a Dad, you always want your kids to be prepared for real life, that’s why trolling them is so vital.

24 folks are currently checking 👀

I’m so high at Home Depot right now, and I have to ask where the hose at. And I know I’mma laugh when I do.

16 folks are currently checking 👀

Had salad for the third night in a row and now I get why you’re so angry, vegans.

16 folks are currently checking 👀

I always wonder who makes a more stupid face: women putting on make-up or men shaving?

7 folks are currently checking 👀

I refuse to be bound by the social construct called “the calendar.” Merry Christmas, everyone.

19 folks are currently checking 👀

That moment when you realize “yeah, this person is never gonna hear from me again” is so crazy.

22 folks are currently checking 👀

Overthinkaholic!

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Everything is about sex except Thanksgiving. Thanksgiving is about power.

23 folks are currently checking 👀

Watching 2+ movies a day to prevent a thought from happening.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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501 this month

Funny Quotes Total

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Funny Quotes Topics

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Dec 22, 2025

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇦🇩 has shared:

Obsessed with how Siri just doesn’t work at all, ever.

Someone from 🇬🇪 has shared:

When you’re over 40 and a part of your body starts hurting for no reason that is nature sending a “what ya doing?” text.

Someone from 🇹🇼 has downloaded:

I drive like I’m immortal.

Someone from 🇧🇧 has shared:

I even procrastinate things I actually want to do.

Someone from 🇯🇲 has bookmarked:

Not going is the new leaving early.

Someone from 🇲🇨 has downloaded:

I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me.

Someone from 🇱🇺 has bookmarked:

The best part about your kids being sick is you get to see exactly how shitty you’re going to feel in 48 hours.

Someone from 🇲🇻 has copied:

More often than not, I read applause as applesauce.

Someone from 🇲🇷 has viewed:

I may look fine on the outside, but on the inside I’m hungry again.

Someone from 🇧🇯 has shared:

Even at my most powerful, I’m still a little sleepy.

Social Media Log 💫

Trending via Snapchat:

Cheesecake dislikers are attention seekers.

Just shared via Threads:

The History Channel, because where else are you going to learn about how aliens were instrumental in the development of humanity?

Broadcasted on WhatsApp:

Distance is my jam; solitude is my peanut butter.

Freshly posted on YouTube:

I’m glad laughter is the best medicine because my insurance sucks.

Just shared via WhatsApp:

Why do my fully charged AirPods deplete at different rates? Do I listen harder out of one ear?

Freshly posted on Discord:

There’s a rhyming Italian expression for saying “take it or leave it” that goes “o mangi questa minestra o salti dalla finestra”. It means “either eat this soup or throw yourself out the window”.

Just shared via WhatsApp:

I liked the version of you from the other dimension better.

Freshly posted on YouTube:

Welcome to Twitter, some random, judgmental stranger will be along shortly to complain about your tweets.

Breaking via LinkedIn:

If the first thing you do in the morning is checking your emails, you’re starting your day with other people’s problems.

Live now on TikTok:

Wonder what I should wear to World War III.

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