Becoming a man doesn’t happen the first time you fight or make love. It happens the first time you see the gas bill and remind everyone that we aren’t trying to heat the outside.

Commentary:
“Ah, the age-old rite of passage for manhood: mastering the art of energy conservation! 💪🔥 Who knew that the true test of maturity was in battling the gas bill monster and reigning in the urge to turn your home into a sauna for penguins! 🐧💸 #AdultingLikeAPro”