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Having a good heart has done nothing but made me look stupid.

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If I got $5 every time I thought of you, I would start thinking of you.

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I’m an optimist and i understand how annoying that is.

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Applying for jobs feels like auditioning to be enthusiastic about a blind date you haven’t even met yet.

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Unknown numbers will call me, then expect me to talk first. Welcome to the breathing competition.

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“New recipe” is code for “less content, but worse ingredients”.

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And then there are those dates after which you think: “Have I really shaved my legs for this?”

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I miss my bed. Why does it have to be so far from where I work?

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If your name is “Guy”, you have lazy parents.

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I love saying “why would I lie” when I’m lying.