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Speaker phone in public should be illegal.

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Felony Vandalism is a beautiful name for a girl.

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Every laptop should have a “cat” button that disables the keyboard so they can nap.

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Soup is great for when you’re hungry but want to still feel hungry afterward.

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If you have an old house, but you haven’t got a ghost, you should complain to the estate agent.

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And so ends another week without me getting rich unexpectedly.

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“You’re so quick to cut someone off!” God forbid a girl actually has self-respect.

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I’m sorry that I’m canceling plans. I made them last week when I assumed that, by now, I’d be a different person.

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Is it a good sign when your therapist keeps saying Ka-Ching?

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My showers take so long because I always hold a shower concert.