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There’s just one legitimate synonym for Friday: boom shakalaka.

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Who’s going to run in movies when Tom Cruise retires?

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Keep your fries close and your onion rings closer.

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My hair dryer is so powerful that it doubles as my leaf blower.

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Women love it when you approach them on the street and say “whoa, is there a hot babe convention in town?”

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In my house the roles are reversed cause my kids tell me to turn my music down.

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Incorrectly is the only word that, when spelled correctly, is still spelled incorrectly.

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GTA6 should have streams and wetlands so we can work to conserve and restore them.

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My husband cleaned the kitchen for the first time in years. He’s in the living room, dressed in a suit, waiting for the award ceremony to commence.

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I hope the coffee hits harder than reality does.

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If you have a Roomba, but don’t dress it up in little outfits, then what are you even doing?

Seen just now on WhatsApp:

Milk teeth are wasted on children. A new set of teeth would be a lot more useful when you’re older.

Going viral on Twitch:

Looks fade but dark, twisted, inappropriate humor is forever.

Seen just now on Messenger:

Dates are weird, like, okay I guess I’ll dress up for my romantic interview.

Live now on Messenger:

Me and my boys are broke, so we take turns taking pictures of one iced matcha.

Just landed via Discord:

I bought a little bag of air today. The company that made it was kind enough to put some potato chips in it as well.

Breaking via Reddit:

Every time I wanna quit, I remember horses don’t stop.

Trending via Reddit:

Friends with benefits, but it’s just that they make delicious baked goods.

Just landed via X:

Don’t ever let a recipe tell you how much cheese you need to add, everyone knows cheese is measured with the heart.

Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

Just saying “Think about it!” is enough to overwhelm many people these days.

Being skinny may be nice, but chicken nuggets are even nicer.

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Being skinny may be nice, but chicken nuggets are even nicer.

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"Sure, being skinny is great and all, but have you ever experienced the sheer joy of sinking your teeth into a crispy golden chicken nugget? 🍗😋 Sometimes, the deliciousness of fried goodness outweighs the desire for a slim waistline. So, why choose when you can have the best of both worlds – enjoy those chicken nuggets guilt-free! 💁‍♀️🍟"

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Red Bull doesn’t give me wings, it gives me gas.

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You cannot trust me at a zoo because I’ll release the animals.

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Some people’s high horses are actually donkeys.

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Wake me when AI does housework.

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It’s like ten thousand tweets when all you need is a life.

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My kids asked me what games I used to play on my iPad as a kid. I told them I used to speak into a fan to sound like a robot.

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You can tell Monopoly is an old game because there’s a luxury tax, and rich people can go to jail.

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I never argue, I just explain why I’m right.

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I’m fighting for free speech. Mine, not yours, so be quiet.

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Daffodil totally sounds like an insult, you blooming daffodil.

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Graduation advice: Stay cool. Don’t be a fool. Avoid being a tool.

Shared recently on LinkedIn:

Life hack: put on an apron at home and people think you’re super busy doing important stuff even when you’re not.

Trending via Twitch:

Spent most of the day making sure my couch still works. So far so good.

Making waves on X:

There’s a special place in hell for people like you (next to me).

Live now on Instagram:

How is a plant not able to handle direct sunlight? You’re from outside.

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Summer body? Folks, I’m cosplaying as a potato that’s seen some things.

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It’s Mother’s Day Eve so remember to leave out a bottle of wine for Mom when she comes down the chimney.

Just shared via Messenger:

I would like to unsubscribe from all responsibilities, please and thank you.

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Robert De Niro always looks like he just smelled a nasty fart.

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Born to be a frolicker of the forest, forced to be a cog in the machine.

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