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Being skinny may be nice, but chicken nuggets are even nicer.

I sign all anniversary cards with ‘Way to commit to the bit!’

A fitness trainer showed me the proper way to inhale and exhale and then got pissed when I told her she had nice breaths.

Welcome to your 50s… you can now fall asleep sitting up on the couch at any given moment.

I deleted Google when I met you because the search was over.

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