Big fan of the comma, just great. Like look, I just made you pause the sentence as you read it. Oh look, I just did it again.

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I might look calm, but in my head I’ve punched you in the face three times.

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Giving all the dogs in my neighborhood matching sweaters for Christmas so they can be in a gang.

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I’m officially at the age where I enjoy when people cancel plans.

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I never knew how fast I could write until the teacher said pencils down.

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Some of us better hope Santa doesn’t check social media, because if he does, all we’re getting for Christmas is therapy.

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I know I seem a little crazy sometimes, but that’s because I AM.

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Take me down to the Moria city, where the girls are green and the boys are stinky… and even Gandalf said ‘Nope, too freaky!’

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Laziness is the art to rest before one gets tired.

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Toasters aren’t governed by that little dial. They have free will.

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The only joke my mom ever made was me.