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Your pronouns should be get/help.

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My trauma is between me and this bartender. The rest of you, mind your business.

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January is the Monday of the year.

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Mike is short for Micycle.

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This salad tastes like I’d rather be fat.

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Sorry, I ghosted you. I liked you too much.

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If you’re happy and you know it, you’re clearly not paying enough attention.

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It’s weird how the UFO’s always seem to crash in places that only the government and military have access to.

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I’m so glad I cleaned the house so the kids have a clean canvas to drop their stuff everywhere.

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Reading a book is nice, but reading a book in the middle of the night when everyone is asleep is even better, it’s therapeutic.

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The first step is admitting that the other person is the one with the problem.

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Life hack: Confuse your doctor by putting on gloves at the same time he does.

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According to the amount of bacon I just cooked, I’m 4 people.

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Buying something nice for myself, cuz today would’ve been my birthday if I was born today.

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January is the Monday of the year.

Mike is short for Micycle.

This salad tastes like I’d rather be fat.

Sorry, I ghosted you. I liked you too much.

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I think the bowl of ice cream I ate earlier gave me a stomach ache, so I ate a another bowl to make sure.

My kids and I have this bit where I say something and they ignore me.

Annoyed because I want to live my life without a job.

It takes a lot of balls to golf the way I do.

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I’ve been saying for years that cigs are better for you than vapes, and the vindication I feel now is just orgasmic.

I don’t argue with idiots on the Internet, I just keep scrolling and mind my own business.

My favorite thing to do is nothing, with no one.

Childbirth seems like an awful lot of work for an already saturated market.

Showering & getting in bed is literally one of the best combos ever.

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The secret to a clean home? Never let your husband or children in.

Only thing I hate more than a liar is a liar that thinks I’m stupid.

What was the name of the boat in Titanic?

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Could you set a lightsaber on low and use it as a back scratcher?

One year closer to whatever age my obituary will say.

When you’re over 40 and a part of your body starts hurting for no reason that is nature sending a “what ya doing?” text.

Of course I talk to myself. Sometimes I need expert advice.

I have determined there is no quiet way to get a pan out of a cabinet in the morning.

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