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Films and television have led me to believe that masquerade balls have a higher mortality rate than most wars.

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Me driving at night: I hope this is the road!

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I have an emotional support chicken roasting in the oven.

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Home is where you trust the toilet seat.

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Why do moths eat sweaters? Have they tried sandwiches or avocados?

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I’m not fat. I just eat in advance.

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Lie during your job interview because they’re lying to you about their great work environment.

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Even wild things have slow mornings.

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Remember that even the worst haircut will eventually grow on you.

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Irregardless, for all intensive purposes, I could care less.

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This is my emotional support online shopping cart.

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Wanna know what the 90’s were like? Put your phone down and go outside.

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When they know you know they did you dirty, they stay gone. And that’s the best thing.

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Stirring up shit at the wedding by going up to random people and saying “I think it’s so brave that you’re here”.

32 shares on TikTok this month:

I’m so old that when I take a walk down memory lane, I get lost.

78 shares on X this month:

Girls be like “forget it, I’m fine” then set your house on fire.

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Saying “essentially” is a more sophisticated way of saying “basically.

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If I had known how much care balcony plants need, I could have stopped taking the pill.

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You know you’re an introvert when you want to go home before even leaving the house.

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Aging isn’t even 1% as scary as whatever is going on with the people trying not to.

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Unfortunately, I am literally obsessed with the woman I am when I get stuff done, so I’m just going to keep doing that.

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Knowing a guy who knows a guy is one of the most valuable things in the entire world.

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My dentist plays country music, so it’s like a double torture.

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Is Craigslist still around, or did everyone over there get murdered?

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Sometimes, when I need a really good night’s sleep, I call my burrito guy to come over and tuck me in.

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Pet owners be like “this is my pet Snoopy, but their nicknames are Booboo and Thicky Boy!”

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If I like cleaning? Does Sisyphus like his boulder?

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The collective noun for a group of reply guys is an audacity.

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I’m not a 10. I’m more like two 5s held together by cheese and chocolate.

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It really cannot be overstated how many of your problems disappear once you have a beautiful woman who is in love with you.

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My account is fake, I’m actually your probation officer.

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I really want an emotional support octopus so I can train it to slap people and shoplift.

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Having a crush is so fun, it’s literally just butterflies and delusion.

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Are you my pinky toe, because I will bang you on all my furniture.

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People that never want to leave the house unite! Separately at our own homes.

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They’re making me do work at work.

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