Boss: Why do I have to always come and find you? Me: Because a good employee is hard to find. Posted on3 months ago2 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppBoss: Why do I have to always come and find you? Me: Because a good employee is hard to find. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 The Pope is the only employee who never gets to see his boss. Not even at the Christmas party. Show me in the employee handbook where it says I can’t make weird noises in my cubicle. I feel like I should give my air conditioner a plaque for employee of the month. Every retail employee should get to hit one customer a year and there is no way for customers to tell if they’ve used it yet. My mom always used to tell me that I look cute when I sleep. My boss has a different opinion.