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Felony Vandalism is a beautiful name for a girl.

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If two witches watched two watches, which witch would watch which watch? Each witch would watch which watch belonged to which witch’s wrist.

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Life sucks a lot less when your feet are in a creek, and you forgot your phone in the truck.

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I can’t wait for the “international law” crowd to discover that “human rights” aren’t real, either.

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9am: anything is possible. 2pm: maybe tomorrow.

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What would you do if you were in my situation right now? The situation being that I’m drunk.

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Did you know? By replacing your coffee with green tea, you can lose up to 92% of what little joy you still have left in your life.

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How do I tell Instagram I don’t want to see guys almost eaten by gators?

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Nobody calls you old more than people 2 years younger than you.

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Due to circumstances beyond my control, I am at work.

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I just think we should kiss. And kiss and kiss and kiss and kiss and kiss. But that’s just me.

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The longest drum solo was 10 hours and 26 minutes and was performed by the child sitting behind me on a flight from LA to Tokyo.

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Going out for two days in a row should really be considered an extreme sport.

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THRILLED to announce I did an Ironman this weekend! Attended 3 social gatherings in 3 days.

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The brain is a wonderful organ; it starts working the moment you get up in the morning and does not stop until you get into the office.

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The tarot lady on my TikTok said that you miss me.

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I come from a long line of people with something wrong with them.

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I’m so talented I can not only spill food on my clothes but I can get it on yours too.

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That very depressing moment when you find out the fire alarm that went off at work was just a test.

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Days without shaking my head disapprovingly at myself: 0.

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Sorry for acting weird. It’s just that I mirror people, and you were being weird first.

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I think the bowl of ice cream I ate earlier gave me a stomach ache, so I ate a another bowl to make sure.

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Spotify Wrapped has a special talent for pulling up an artist I’ve literally never heard of and telling me I actually listen to them 2,000 times per day.

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The only thing keeping me from world domination is a good nap.

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I’m so old and have never even met a woman named Jolene. I’d really like to find her, though. She can have my man.

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Life tip: if nothing goes right, go to sleep.

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Every app is a dating app if you are creepy enough.

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When they have a dream sequence in a movie, how do they film the person’s dream?

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I love when people find out I meant every word I said.

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Valentine’s Day this week. If you have a crush on me we still have time to get cards and shave.

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Thinking about stepping down from being an adult, I’m just not in the right headspace for this position right now. I really appreciate the opportunity though.

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Sorry, can’t. I took my bra off and threw it across the room an hour ago. There’s no coming back from that.

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I’m a kid at heart and a senior citizen at my knees and back.

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Buying new glasses this week, so a whole bunch of you are about to get a whole lot uglier.

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