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Can’t wait for when we’re all in our 80’s and still tweeting.

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My laptop is overheating because I am doing a really good job.

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2 months ago

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I think some outfits just aren’t meant to be worn unless you’re getting straight into a car.

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2 months ago

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I dream of disappearing into the woods with Wi-Fi.

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Welcome to Netflix. We have everything but what you want to watch.

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Miso soup is such a silly name, like “Yes, you so soup.”

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6 months ago

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17 shares on Instagram this month:

“You look tired!” Bro, I want to stop existing.

15 shares on Slack this month:

I remember when asking someone if they were on X meant something completely different.

90 shares on Reddit this month:

My desire to be informed is currently at odds with my desire to remain sane.

81 shares on LinkedIn this month:

The paintings I always like the most in museums are the ones that have a bench.

79 shares on Twitch this month:

So we have actual fact checkers who know all the facts? Why not create a TV channel where they just give us the facts? We could call it the News.

96 shares on Slack this month:

A.I. should be forced to wait tables before it’s allowed to make art.

39 shares on Instagram this month:

Roses are red. Blue got me thinking. I reckon it’s time for some excessive day drinking…

56 shares on Slack this month:

I need to stop living by the words “life is short.” It’s hurting my bank account.

96 shares on YouTube this month:

Due to circumstances beyond my control, I am at work.

74 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Being in your 20s is crazy because, why did you stay with someone you were that incompatible with for that long?

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Relationship so bad you start relating to Taylor Swift songs.

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In my 20’s: might hit the club tonight. In my 40’s: might go to the grocery store to listen to some bangers.

Someone from 🇸🇹 has shared:

Some people are like ads, just skip.

Someone from 🇹🇩 has bookmarked:

Sometimes I think I should talk to my colleagues more often. Until I talk to my colleagues.

Someone from 🇪🇷 has downloaded:

A general rule of parenting: if you’re having a great day, the day isn’t old enough yet.

Someone from 🇺🇦 has downloaded:

Many greetings from my coffee. Y’all are talking too much again.

Someone from 🇹🇯 has viewed:

“Do you like using Twitter?” Does Sisyphus like his boulder?

Someone from 🇸🇷 has copied:

Forget tagging friends, I want to be able to tag my enemies.

Someone from 🇰🇪 has bookmarked:

My talents are so hidden that I can’t even find them.

Someone from 🇭🇳 has downloaded:

The older I get, the easier it is for me to look at a situation and say: “Yeahhh, I’m out.”

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Just shared via X:

If you’re happy and you know it, keep it to yourself. No one likes a braggart.

Just landed via Instagram:

There is literally no rule that says you have to get married and start a family. Normalize splitting a mansion with your five best friends and ten dogs.

Going viral on Twitch:

The female brain works like the internet. You can delete something, but it’s never really gone.

Spreading quickly via Facebook:

The two types of video games are kill everything that moves and Microsoft Excel.

Spotted on Instagram:

I know stretching every day will help me, but I don’t want to do it.

Trending via Pinterest:

There’s no denying that I have an effect on men. Mostly migraines, but an effect nonetheless.

Spreading quickly via LinkedIn:

Maybe the real American dream is the debt we collected along the way.

Spotted on LinkedIn:

Phone so dry, I caught myself checking the weather.

Breaking via WeChat:

The one thing I think most parents need to realize is, there’s absolutely no secrets that your child doesn’t share about you in the classroom.

Freshly posted on TikTok:

Dear sleep: thanks for trying, but you can’t beat surfing the net.

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