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I used to mix Mountain Dew with the cheapest vodka I could find, and I called it the Blood of Mannaroth because it’s green and turns you into an orc.

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Why are so many people going everywhere whenever I have to go anywhere?

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Extrovert self made too many plans and now introvert self is pissed.

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Milking stools only have three legs, because the cow has the udder.

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The police said I was a ‘suspect’, but I prefer being called a ‘person of interest’.

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“No idea” doesn’t mean I don’t know the answer. I just don’t want to have a conversation.

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When you meet twins, demand to speak with the one in charge.

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My sleeping cycle is completely backwards. In the morning I feel sleepy and at night I can’t fall asleep.

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“God has a plan for you!” Okay, well, I have some notes for him.

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They should have a section on the wing of the plane where people can go out for a cigarette.

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I like that they put all that stuff outside for you to look at when you’re on a walk.

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A couple of birds are outside fighting. Wait. They’ve quieted down. There’s a third bird. I think he may be their therapist.

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Posing for photos has to be the most basic thing I’m actually terrible at.

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