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  • Nowadays an “all-nighter” means I didn’t have to get up to pee.
  • If at first you don’t succeed then skydiving definitely isn’t for you.
  • We’ve all at least once caught our toes when putting on our knickers and jumped around the room like idiots.
  • I want to be like a caterpillar. Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and then wake up beautiful.
  • They should invent a job that actually wants to hire you after you apply.
  • Sometimes I rock it as a parent, other times I drop my phone on my sleeping child while taking a picture of it. It’s called balance.