Brave of you to assume you can resist my good looks.

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Keep posting, I’m diagnosing you.

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My optimism doesn’t come out of thin air. A flask is involved.

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I’m planning to eat the rich, but can I sub out fries for a salad?

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Having a Bible verse in your bio doesn’t make you a good person.

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Do you mind if I smash this object of great sentimental value?

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My mom gave me a coffee mug that says “Be your own kind of beautiful” and I’m really trying not to read too much into that.

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Some people are like sunglasses: your day just becomes so much brighter when you accidentally drop them off the side of the boat.

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Sometimes I think about starting a podcast and then I remember all I do during conversations is nod.

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The crematorium is my last hope for a hot body.

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How is a plant not able to handle direct sunlight? You’re from outside.