By the time someone says, ‘To make a long story short,’ it’s too late. Funny Quotes September 22, 2023 FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppBy the time someone says, ‘To make a long story short,’ it’s too late. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 I say “long story short” and then tell the story with bonus features. My brain says “Let’s do something exciting today” but my body says “Don’t listen to that fool.” Life’s too short to remove the USB drive safely. Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. Start each day with a positive thought, like: “I can go back to bed in just 17 short hours.”