Trendy Funny Quotes

  • I never judge a book by its cover. People, though, I can tell are evil by their stupid faces.
  • After an hour on this team meeting I’m not wanting to be a team player anymore.
  • Cats have 32 muscles in each ear, to help them ignore you.
  • It’s so funny that people directly compare Dune and Furiosa when all that they have in common is that there’s sand.
  • The nice thing about getting older is that you don’t even have to be drunk to fall in the bushes.
  • Vegan zombies be like: GRAINS!