By the way, if you don’t buy anything on Black Friday, you can save up to 100%.

Commentary:
🛍️💸 “Who needs discounts when you have the ultimate budget-saving strategy of not buying anything at all on Black Friday? That’s how you secure that sweet 100% off deal! It’s the art of masterful non-shopping. Your wallet thanks you, and your inner bargain hunter is probably scratching its head in confusion!” 💡🙅‍♂️