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I just ate, and now I’m going swimming, so I guess this is goodbye.

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You don’t get much engagement? Have you tried being retarded.

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That awkward moment when someone keeps watching you while you are eating.

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Beer is like weed for people with jobs.

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I’m not scared of love, I’m scared of insufficient cash.

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I put my pants on just like everybody else: when the police tell me to.

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My attempts to purge my possessions always seem to result in me rediscovering that I have lots of nice things, after which I lie happily on my hoard like a dragon.

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All the stops on the bus are pointless, except the one I’m getting off at.

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A toddler in their “why” phase makes you realize how little you know.

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Breaking a heart is considered bad, but melting a heart is somehow good.

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Was complaining to my mom about my daughter’s attitude and she told me I should’ve named her payback.

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Shout out to people jogging in this heat, no, seriously, shout out to make sure they’re okay.

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Everyone thinks they won’t be that couple that goes from ‘everything you do is a turn-on’ to ‘you’re breathing too loud,’ but they will be, oh, they will be.

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Home is where the Wi-Fi connects automatically and no one chews loud.

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I love your niche references! Are you typically ignored in large groups, by any chance?

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Nothing is smaller than the X on ads to click them away.

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I lied, there is no sex. You’re helping me repot plants.

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Nobody ever talks about how Sodom and Gomorrah were walkable cities.

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By the way, if you don’t buy anything on Black Friday, you can save up to 100%.

I just ate, and now I’m going swimming, so I guess this is goodbye.

I can melt an ice cube just by staring at it. It takes a while, but I can do it.

Stop rushing in the morning. You’re starting your day in panic mode.

Beer is like weed for people with jobs.

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If snails are so slow, why don’t we ever see them coming? It’s just BAM, there’s a snail.

Friends with benefits, but it’s just that they make delicious baked goods.

I think during winter we should also get to work less hours in a day, just like the sun.

Taking yesterday’s bad mood on a multi-day tour.

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My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard, and I’m like, cool, can one of you reach the top shelf for me.

Don’t donate your plasma. It’s a big scam, and they’re just using it to make TVs.

Having a girlfriend is insane because you can literally text them, and they will respond.

This wouldn’t happen to me if I were a huge dragon.

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I have good problem-solving skills, but my problem-creating skills are where I really shine.

Sorry I missed your call. I saw that you were calling and immediately threw my phone into an active volcano.

Is ice cream for dinner a thing, because ice cream for dinner should be be a thing.

It’s not my fault that when I said you looked “stunning” you assumed I meant in a positive way.

Might go to prison so I can focus on the gym properly.

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I hate when I’m trying to spell a word, and my phone can’t do it either.

Imagine falling in love with me then finding out I’m a slow walker.

The brain is a wonderful organ; it starts working the moment you get up in the morning and does not stop until you get into the office.

“Stop talking about old drama!” God forbid a girl and her bestie enjoy their history lessons.

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