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  • So tired of looking in my wallet and not finding $10,000
  • If you think one of my posts is about you, it isn’t. Except this one.
  • In my house the roles are reversed cause my kids tell me to turn my music down.
  • Gonorrhea would’ve been a great name for diarrhea medicine.
  • In my 20s: Jingle all the way. In my 40s: Jingle til around ten.
  • On Halloween, I’ll be handing out full size bars of really bad advice. Only while supplies last.