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The length of a LinkedIn Post is directly proportional to the amount of bullshit in it.

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With me, it isn’t Netflix & chill. It’s Prime & panic.

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Unloading the dishwasher in the opposite direction just to feel something.

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Curly fries are my favorite as they’re salty and spiraling, like me.

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Has someone told the whales that they can’t sing?

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This meeting could have been a push down the stairs.

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I wish you could put your whole life on do not disturb.

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What’s said in the blanket fort, stays in the blanket fort.

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Living up to your potential sounds exhausting.

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Agriculture can’t possibly be a dying industry. Bot farms are booming.