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I hate it when I go to hug someone sexy and hit my head on the mirror.

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“Well, this is no good. How do I turn it off?” – The first primate to experience consciousness.

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“You’re acting weird!” I’m not acting.

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I know I’m mad when I start talking to myself about it.

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If someone steals your joke, you have to file a LOLsuit.

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Don’t worry, nobody noticed the weird thing you did. They’re too busy with the weird thing you said.