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I’m so single, I have no one to drunk text.

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I like running because it’s cheaper than paying for a gym membership. If the gym wants the money I owe them, they’ll have to catch me.

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I set my alarms extra early to make sure I have enough time to lay in bed and be angry about having to wake up.

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I have the sex drive of a potato.

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The ugliest version of me is the version that comes out when I play board games. I don’t know who she is, but she is a monster. She is not fit for human interaction.

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The marriage rate has been trending downward. Choreographed wedding dances may be the reason.

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My phone just filmed a 2 hour documentary about life inside my purse.

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You ever met someone so dumb you gotta take a deep breath before responding to them?

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Wow, this was a really long day of playing on my phone.

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Girls will be like “I have so much to do” then grab some snacks and start watching a 10 part docuseries on serial killers.