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The question I ask myself most often is, “What would a jury think about this?”

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I think it’s sad that getting married is one of the only ways to guarantee somebody will be forced to make a speech about how great you are.

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You ever get into such a weird mood you have to put yourself on house arrest for a couple days?

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I either text back right away or never, because I saw your text, replied in my head but forgot to actually type it.

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Toddlers are like puppies, they don’t care if they’re dirty and smelly and they both have an affinity exploring the trash bin.

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I get so embarrassed for no reason after posting on social media. Like, why am I showing my life?

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Money doesn’t impress me. Giving it to me does.

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The only thing worse than children talking about sex is adults talking about politics.

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Stop worrying if people like you. They don’t.

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To bed then. To bed with you! Guards, take him to my bed!