College is not even mentioned once in the Bible. Somebody get me outta here. 3 months ago FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"Looks like the Bible missed the syllabus on referencing higher education 📚🤷♂️ Maybe the disciples were too busy studying miracles and parables instead! 😄 #EscapingCollege" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 For as long as that song was, you’d think the Ghost Busters would have mentioned their phone number at least once. I just want everyone to know that somebody cares. Not me, but somebody does. A college education is one of the few things a person is willing to pay for and not get. Two mysterious people live in my house. “Somebody” and “Nobody.” Somebody did it and nobody knows who. A man outside Boots told me that Jesus died for my sins. Thanks for spoiling the end of the Bible. I was only up to the bit with the fish.
