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"Looks like the Bible missed the syllabus on referencing higher education 📚🤷‍♂️ Maybe the disciples were too busy studying miracles and parables instead! 😄 #EscapingCollege"

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My dream DUI is driving a Saab through the Great British Bake Off tent.

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Taylor Swift should write a song about people who don’t return their shopping carts to the corrals.

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I’m a strong, independent woman, but like, against my will.

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It’s amazing how cats can ignore you with both ears.

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Your twenties are for working towards a life you later won’t want.

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Life is hard. It is harder if you are stupid.

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No one tells you that the older you get, the more often you check your weather app.

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Me and my best friend saying, “Hey, who are we to judge,” after spending 6 hours gossiping.

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I’ve learned a lot over the years, but the best advice I can ever give someone is never buy a used harmonica.

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No one my age is single because they’re all unhappily married.

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The worst person to share a room with is someone who puts on 10 alarms 2 mins apart each, and wakes up at none.

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We’re living in increasingly unfergalicious times.

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I’m going to need to rewatch Idiocracy to see what happens next.

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Having a Bible verse in your bio doesn’t make you a good person.

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An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but if the doctor is cute, forget the fruit.

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Trying to carry a pet to bed is like moving a dense liquid that’s annoyed by you.

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I have two dogs: one dominates, the other is a subwoofer.

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Boy, are you a piñata? Because I have an overwhelming urge to beat you with a stick.

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Me drinking green tea: this is going to fix everything.

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When you’re a snowman, everything smells like a carrot.

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If I had a boyfriend, I’d watch him dig a hole at the beach and be like, “Wowww, baby, good job. That’s a beautiful hole.

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I wish it was socially acceptable to DM someone, “Hey, why did you and your partner break up?”

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Harmonicas are basically for people who like to hear music while they spit.

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Whoever first said, “I’m in a pickle,” must have had the weirdest day.

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Hot singles in your area! They don’t want to talk to you. But they’re there.

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Can you put some pants on my voodoo doll and pop some money in the pocket, please?

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If being hard on yourself worked, it would have worked by now!

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College is not even mentioned once in the Bible. Somebody get me outta here.

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