Could you even imagine the crime rate if no one drank coffee or ate bacon. Funny Quotes October 3, 2023 FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCould you even imagine the crime rate if no one drank coffee or ate bacon. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Why is bacon called bacon and cookies called cookies if you cook bacon and bake cookies? Can you imagine how hot I’d be if I ate right and took care of my body? I’m not gonna do it, but can you imagine? Some people avoid bacon for the sake of religion. I avoid religion for the sake of bacon. Me, gently telling my kids that I ate the rest of the ice cream: Your dad ate the rest of the ice cream. I think the bowl of ice cream I ate earlier gave me a stomach ache, so I ate a another bowl to make sure.
