Could you even imagine the crime rate if no one drank coffee or ate bacon.

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For me, math class is like watching a foreign movie without subtitles.

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Funny that all this nonsense just stayed in people’s heads before Twitter came along.

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“Who does she think she is?” Well, it appears she is someone living her life unconcerned with who you think she is.

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Even my imaginary friend got bored and left me a note saying ‘we should see other people’

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Sometimes I don’t have anything intelligent to say and sometimes I don’t let that stop me.

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Ladies, don’t date hungry guys. They’re just trying to get into your pantries.

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Wow, this person is full of shit. Oh, I’m on my own page.

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If you keep your AC any higher than 75, please don’t invite me to your terrarium, you lizard.

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We’re living in increasingly unfergalicious times.

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I’ve decided to handle this like a mature adult, I’m telling your mom.