Could you even imagine the crime rate if no one drank coffee or ate bacon.

Could you even imagine the crime rate if no one drank coffee or ate bacon.

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โ€œLetโ€™s be real, caffeine and bacon are the unsung heroes keeping us all in check โ˜•๐Ÿฅ“ Imagine the chaos if everyone was left to their own devices without these culinary superheroes! ๐Ÿฆธโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿฅ“ #CoffeeAndBaconToTheRescueโ€

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