PORTLAND—Louise and Greg Jenkins, a married couple known for their sharp wit, revealed their secret to happiness: relentless sarcasm. “If she replies to your sarcasm with more sarcasm, that’s a whole life,” Greg explained, basking under a cascade of eye-rolls.
Friends of the couple describe them as locked in a forever-battle of wits. “Their dinner table conversation is like a tennis match, but with irony instead of rackets,” said onlooker Mike Peabody, ducking verbal volleys.
Experts wonder how far sarcasm can propel their love. “We’re setting up a sarcasm fund for them,” Peabody continued. “They might be the only couple where ‘never a dull moment’ means literally never!” As the anniversary party devolved into witty repartee, the Jenkinses continued thriving in their sarcastic utopia.