Cracking the ice cubes out probably feels so good for the ice tray.

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Bought a house plant so I wouldn’t be the only one dying of dehydration around here.

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Why socialize when you could party inside your room with your 10+ personalities?

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Just checked my bank account. Looks like everyone’s getting a hug for Christmas.

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Babies invented being in a bad mood for no reason, and they continue to innovate in the field.

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Nobody victim blames more than my oldest son when he’s in trouble for punching his little brother.

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“Don’t shoot your gun at the hurricane” the government says. I’ll do my own research, thanks.

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Blocking him isn’t enough. I want his favorite sports team to finish last every year for now and forever.

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I want to be cuddled, but I also want to be left alone. Being crazy is hard.

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It’s awkward touching hands with another man inside a popcorn bag, especially if you don’t know the man and he doesn’t know you’re eating his popcorn.

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Why call it a “step dad” when you could have called it a faux pas?