Cracking the ice cubes out probably feels so good for the ice tray.

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D was probably like “lmao ok” when they named the alphabet the ABCs

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Manipulative birthday text to an ex idea: thank you for loving me briefly in the way that only you could.

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What career is most compatible with the unemployed lifestyle?

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When I was a kid I thought shrimp cocktails had alcohol in them and I thought it was such a weird way to get drunk.

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She’s got style, she’s got grace, she crams french fries in her face.

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For a long time, I didn’t know what to do with my strange thoughts. Then I signed up for Facebook.

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I have been so toxic and horny lately, I should probably start, like, reading a book or something.