Trendy Funny Quotes

  • My favorite pirate song is “Aye of the Tiger”
  • I refuse to go to a blood bank. I’m not taking your blood money.
  • My fairytale would be called the princess and the pea sized bladder.
  • Every room can be a room with a view when I’m in it.
  • The older I get, the more I lose my looks. But I’m also losing my eyesight, so it’s not my problem.
  • Once you realize I’m an idiot, my posts start to make a lot more sense.