Crying at my desk while also finding time to cry in the shower makes for a healthy work-life balance.

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I don’t think fish should be allowed to eat other fish. I don’t know. Just seems weird. That’s like your coworker, dude.

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Eating spaghetti to forgetti my regretti.

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In my defense, I was left alone unsupervised.

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I named my dog “5 Miles,” so I can tell people I walk 5 miles every day.

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The guy that said laughter is the best medicine obviously wasn’t suffering from diarrhea.

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I just looked over at my new shoes and the box says “vegan”. I’ve never had to feed my other shoes before.

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Everyone hates on Gollum but he had the right idea: become a hermit, collect jewels, swim naked in lakes and pools, occasionally hiss at people who try to make you go places.

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You’re in his DMs, I’m outside his window with a JBL speaker streaming Taylor Swift.

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Yes, money alone does not make you happy. It has to be yours too.

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Some 100 private jets will fly to Venice for Jeff Bezos’ wedding, and I recycle yoghurt cup lids.