Currently helping my husband look for his $20 I spent yesterday.

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All positions for annoying people in my life have been filled. Applicants need not apply, thank you.

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As a retiree, I have two pairs of pajamas. Bedtime and daytime. Sometimes I get them confused.

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In the 80s, if you woke up feeling thirsty, you could drink some of your waterbed.

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The lion does not concern himself with the check engine light.

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When I’m at a party, I pretend to be Pac-Man. I eat everything and run away from anyone coming close to me.

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Adulting looked way more affordable in the 90’s. I feel scammed.

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My outdoor flowers are doing amazing this year because I left them at the garden center where they belong.

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They should invent a weekend that goes by slowly.

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Take my advice, I’m not using it.

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You can’t have everything… where would you put it?”